First of all, check out the latest and greatest Strangerville Short, a brain-child of Jolyn Metro. Second, this happened: Ring ring...

Yesterday I was standing in line for a full eternity to get a burrito because burritos. After about 28 minutes, I noticed that the person in...

You guys. The greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of happenings in the history of the entire United States of God bless E...

Remember how I went to hot yoga two years ago and I told you that I sweated so much that when class ended the instructor had to swim to the...

Matt brought two birthday presents to my house yesterday and said one was from him and one was from Mr. Pants. He assured me that Mr. Pants ...

My oldest niece is in middle school now ("oh my gosh stop it Eli no way you look so young" "omg stop you guys!"). This m...

Monday Ring ring Cathie:  How's my baby boy!? Eli:  Still in his 30s, Cathie. I'm kind of freaking out. I think I got pinkeye...

Thanks for your awesome support of our Fourth episode of Strangerville ! If you haven't listened to it 1,000 eleventy times yet, please ...

Exciting news! I have pink eye! Wait. That's not what I wanted to tell you. I mean, I did  want to tell you that. But the really  exci...

You guys. You guys. You guys. You know this is serious because I never  say "you guys" three times. I don't even say tha...