tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post2814297645440165256..comments2024-02-24T18:21:32.681-07:00Comments on It Just Gets Stranger: Door-to-DoorELIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11231200183264672395noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-91637459245108689112019-10-03T22:01:23.705-06:002019-10-03T22:01:23.705-06:00I know I'm late in commenting on this one, but...I know I'm late in commenting on this one, but I'm catching up! Omaha is, in fact, pretty awesome and definitely not hell. In case you were ever deterred from visiting! mandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09620366934594058056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-45495411566141491942019-08-30T17:13:17.899-06:002019-08-30T17:13:17.899-06:00I didn't retain anything past the part where y...I didn't retain anything past the part where you promised us that you're writing a book. So excited!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-90548121413041934872019-08-27T19:26:21.858-06:002019-08-27T19:26:21.858-06:00I don’t know how you manage to be so consistently ...I don’t know how you manage to be so consistently hysterical. I had tears rolling down my face, I was laughing so hard. Thanks for the great story. Sarahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-11055018483218536192019-08-27T15:35:07.305-06:002019-08-27T15:35:07.305-06:00I love that you hid! Hahahaaaa! Also, you can fe...I love that you hid! Hahahaaaa! Also, you can feel better knowing you called 911...my friend’s dad was shot by a door to door vacuum salesman. He lived, but what on earth??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-12116696950559644712019-08-26T22:21:38.888-06:002019-08-26T22:21:38.888-06:00Oh, but the Gary thing wasn't sexual, remember...Oh, but the Gary thing wasn't sexual, remember? And I have to assume there is a police officer somewhere that would have taken the wizard up on his inappropriate offer, but not Gary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-10331867621760900602019-08-26T13:18:58.561-06:002019-08-26T13:18:58.561-06:00I would have gone back inside. If Gary came back t...I would have gone back inside. If Gary came back to the door after you told him to leave your property, your police call would sound more legitimate. What was he hoping to achieve by heckling you? Was it supposed to convince you to buy something to make your life better? Was he selling bear spray that you could then use on him? Jennynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-39982209457903140562019-08-26T13:04:35.591-06:002019-08-26T13:04:35.591-06:00Sounds like wizard guy should have targeted Gary i...Sounds like wizard guy should have targeted Gary instead of the police. wtf.Brandonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01474545158580343835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-25295004392009378972019-08-26T12:55:43.922-06:002019-08-26T12:55:43.922-06:00You would think I would learn not to read your blo...You would think I would learn not to read your blog at work, but nevertheless I persist. 😂 This one had me spitting out my diet Coke and trying to disguise my laugh as a cough so my coworkers would not become suspicious. I wish I had the balls to argue with the next door to door salesman I see! Last one I politely told him I wasn't interested and now I'm a platinum supporter of PBS or something like that....Lindsaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-502520369134163322019-08-26T12:16:05.768-06:002019-08-26T12:16:05.768-06:00Please tell me this phone call was recorded somewh...Please tell me this phone call was recorded somewhere. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-85743894864863899062019-08-26T11:57:28.032-06:002019-08-26T11:57:28.032-06:00Ok but seriously. That guy was a jerk. Ok but seriously. That guy was a jerk. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-31858495073689396572019-08-26T08:42:11.576-06:002019-08-26T08:42:11.576-06:00I may have said this before, but I envy your abili...I may have said this before, but I envy your ability to call 911. I have never once even dialed 911. Once I walked out of my apartment and I saw a guy beating his girlfriend, I think. I became so uncomfortable that I just walked faster. Fortunately, my friend I was with did call 911 for her. I feel ashamed of my reaction & proud of my friend's reaction, and I hope to never hesitate again in a similar circumstance. Sarah Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04262875666963307379noreply@blogger.com