tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post3511409726996193306..comments2024-02-24T18:21:32.681-07:00Comments on It Just Gets Stranger: Body ScrubELIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11231200183264672395noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-40393670794585562622013-07-31T20:26:11.994-06:002013-07-31T20:26:11.994-06:00This made me laugh so hard.This made me laugh so hard.Missyhttp://www.itsaraything.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-64894159844733420472013-05-22T09:16:55.984-06:002013-05-22T09:16:55.984-06:00This made me laugh and reminded me of an experienc...This made me laugh and reminded me of an experience me and my friends had while getting a massage in China. It might make you laugh: http://katsmanyadventures.blogspot.com/2013/05/massages-in-china.htmlKatarina H. Allenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00157392029193527571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-86266170842822521442013-05-18T16:53:55.687-06:002013-05-18T16:53:55.687-06:00Oh Eli, just when I thought I couldn't love yo...Oh Eli, just when I thought I couldn't love you any more. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-18879424607518405922013-05-11T17:56:26.834-06:002013-05-11T17:56:26.834-06:00OMG...I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying...OMG...I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying and my kids are yelling at me to stop laughing! Maganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02829708356724635722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-54746396941831632602013-03-26T19:07:26.476-06:002013-03-26T19:07:26.476-06:00Shut up haha I am sitting here laughing so loud, t...Shut up haha I am sitting here laughing so loud, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-2798312029931162762013-03-26T09:51:16.307-06:002013-03-26T09:51:16.307-06:00HahaHahaEmilynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-36452134043727706832013-03-26T09:35:21.548-06:002013-03-26T09:35:21.548-06:00I am so sorry for your pain, but that is awesome. ...I am so sorry for your pain, but that is awesome. Were you still naked when you saw the lady in the hallway or did you have the sheet? Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02404314466364175357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-53196073637723846942013-03-26T06:59:25.596-06:002013-03-26T06:59:25.596-06:00Oh, my gosh....I am going to enjoy this the rest o...Oh, my gosh....I am going to enjoy this the rest of the day! You should seriously have your own TV show! Deanna Arringtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09664571898998824181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-74726259944932820952013-03-26T00:39:05.456-06:002013-03-26T00:39:05.456-06:00I don't know why I find funnier the lady tickl...I don't know why I find funnier the lady tickling you on purpose than you being naked. Either way, hilarious. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-469489981576876762013-03-25T23:28:56.011-06:002013-03-25T23:28:56.011-06:00Hahahahaha! That is amazing! I am sorry that I do ...Hahahahaha! That is amazing! I am sorry that I do not know how you feel. I am not ticklish. It really annoys my boyfriend. I am so happy that you watch Mr. Bean, you don't even know. I grew up watching that show. :DBeibhinn Mac Carthaighhttp://www.blog-from-a-blonde.webnode.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-46262174089721859752013-03-25T21:29:11.887-06:002013-03-25T21:29:11.887-06:00Oh Eli, I am sitting here with bronchitis thinking...Oh Eli, I am sitting here with bronchitis thinking I am the most pathetic person ever, when I read this and realize things could be much, much worse. Except reading this was partial torture because I had to laugh on the inside so I don't start coughing. I cannot wait to read this one to my mom!Toni Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05978395723346268043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-12306292938734655882013-03-25T17:23:33.373-06:002013-03-25T17:23:33.373-06:00I definitely almost laughed out loud in my law and...I definitely almost laughed out loud in my law and public ed class. Good thing you're more interesting than my professor. :PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-75434966949194932112013-03-25T16:41:24.161-06:002013-03-25T16:41:24.161-06:00I did one of these in Turkey, and it was me and my...I did one of these in Turkey, and it was me and my 5 friends in a giant, ancient stone bathhouse, all nude, while old Turkish women in zebra-striped bathing suits soaped us up and washed our hair. I giggled awkwardly too, although I probably ended up on Daniel's side of things.Caithttp://twitter.com/CompassRingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-217860109326054252013-03-25T09:42:18.595-06:002013-03-25T09:42:18.595-06:00Hahaha the poor woman who had to scrub him down! I...Hahaha the poor woman who had to scrub him down! I mean if I had a client come in naked, I would be pretty freaked out! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09846720284027554110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-80076428021237805232013-03-25T09:38:53.149-06:002013-03-25T09:38:53.149-06:00HAHAHAHA!! OMG Eli, thank you!!! I totally needed ...HAHAHAHA!! OMG Eli, thank you!!! I totally needed that! Right now I'm sitting in my school library trying REALLY hard not to laugh too loud and all the people around me are looking at me like I'm that crazy old homeless lady who stands on the street laughing at an inanimate object like it's either the greatest comedian in the world or the absolute funniest piece of trash she's ever seen! :D Love you, as always :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-68550041023417847972013-03-25T08:57:56.719-06:002013-03-25T08:57:56.719-06:00This is hysterical! And as odd as it sounds, I'...This is hysterical! And as odd as it sounds, I've heard this story before... I spent a couple weeks performing with a dance company in China last October, and one night some of the girls decided to walk down the street from our hotel to a massage house. They didn't have enough attendants for all of us, so all but four of us left. We found out the next day from the four who stayed that, due to an obvious lack of communication, they didn't actually receive massages but naked exfoliation treatments. The room they were all in had mirrors on the walls and ceilings, so they literally couldn't avoid watching themselves and each other get a scrub down. I guess they must have forgotten the little outfits, too. Or maybe Daniel is lying to you. Anyway, hearing them explain what happened definitely marks the greatest fit of laughter in my 21 years. You are not alone in your naked exfoliation adventures, Eli.Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06639856370293469533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-1048688556867997662013-03-25T08:56:25.794-06:002013-03-25T08:56:25.794-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06639856370293469533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-58208423940347809692013-03-25T08:54:30.138-06:002013-03-25T08:54:30.138-06:00Do you ever start to wonder if these people follow...Do you ever start to wonder if these people follow your blog and they are trying to set you up? Thanks for the ab workout!Jason and Britneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04177648039581109464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-60396588137279486722013-03-25T08:42:12.523-06:002013-03-25T08:42:12.523-06:00I feel for you man. Having had many embarrassing ...I feel for you man. Having had many embarrassing moments in my life (so thankful that none has been as embarrassing as this one), I feel your pain. Doesn't it feel great to let EVERYONE know your embarrassing moments though? It doesn't make sense, but I always feel that sharing your embarrassment with a friend makes it all a little bit better. And just think...you only have 6 more months to walk around avoiding those people in your tiny town. Good luck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-31440008670989028582013-03-25T08:30:44.639-06:002013-03-25T08:30:44.639-06:00Can't...stop...laughing! So...funny...can'...Can't...stop...laughing! So...funny...can't...breath...<br />Totally made my morning ten time better. Thanks for sharing :)Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17376234818809282117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-61187120690291265042013-03-25T08:23:29.564-06:002013-03-25T08:23:29.564-06:00Hilarious. Could you go get something waxed next?Hilarious. Could you go get something waxed next?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-45688639486263327212013-03-25T07:43:04.948-06:002013-03-25T07:43:04.948-06:00Amazing story......your life is great! (well, it e...Amazing story......your life is great! (well, it entertains us anyway! Lol!) Actually laughed out loud reading this!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-61442374085440185492013-03-25T07:18:40.359-06:002013-03-25T07:18:40.359-06:00Eli will find a way to embarrass himself further. ...Eli will find a way to embarrass himself further. He always does! WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK THIS BLOG CONTINUES TO THRIVE WITH SUCH AMAZING UNIQUE CONTENT?Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11071826737533792395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-12675740696592675802013-03-25T06:46:42.262-06:002013-03-25T06:46:42.262-06:00I agree. Besides, you have no more skeletons to hi...I agree. Besides, you have no more skeletons to hide. They KNOW you. How can you possibly embarrass yourself further. On second thought, never mind<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14322230809420602420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-15815283624459532462013-03-25T06:43:58.878-06:002013-03-25T06:43:58.878-06:00Just plain hilarious!!!!Just plain hilarious!!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16640402559407533588noreply@blogger.com