tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post3676573799502127856..comments2024-02-24T18:21:32.681-07:00Comments on It Just Gets Stranger: The Eye ExamELIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11231200183264672395noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-26893284948265889452013-10-29T00:19:13.876-06:002013-10-29T00:19:13.876-06:00It's been a year since I stopped wearing eyegl...It's been a year since I stopped wearing eyeglasses. Now I feel dizzy sometimes and experience headache because of my eyes. I think I have to minimize my reading and <a href="http://essays.mightystudents.com/" rel="nofollow">sample essay</a> writing time. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07957971092898466712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-40577960339075535442013-01-21T01:32:37.151-07:002013-01-21T01:32:37.151-07:00OMG! This is hilarious!OMG! This is hilarious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-78126224036726974762012-12-28T19:24:14.926-07:002012-12-28T19:24:14.926-07:00As an optometric technician this cracks me up!As an optometric technician this cracks me up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-47815866655093569612012-07-23T00:18:01.623-06:002012-07-23T00:18:01.623-06:00I do not usually have vision problems. However, I...I do not usually have vision problems. However, I have very recently noticed that I have an exceedingly difficult time reading letters when I'm laughing so hard that it feels like my eyeballs are going to pop out! <br />(ditto on the book request. non-fiction. your truth is stranger (and much more hilarious) than fiction.)hebgengirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04998507782995295042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-27382426601616957572012-07-16T09:53:54.539-06:002012-07-16T09:53:54.539-06:00Could not stop laughing on this one. Thanks!Could not stop laughing on this one. Thanks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-13182326234447857282012-07-13T20:00:03.452-06:002012-07-13T20:00:03.452-06:00This is one of your best posts. I did laugh out lo...This is one of your best posts. I did laugh out loud. Lots. Thanks for makings friday commute that much more enjoyableHannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09700842217468682884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-84430986919272777212012-07-13T19:59:58.056-06:002012-07-13T19:59:58.056-06:00This is one of your best posts. I did laugh out lo...This is one of your best posts. I did laugh out loud. Lots. Thanks for makings friday commute that much more enjoyableHannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09700842217468682884noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-39784398025997550962012-07-12T08:40:20.882-06:002012-07-12T08:40:20.882-06:00Just be glad they didn't shoot your eyeballs w...Just be glad they didn't shoot your eyeballs with that air rifle thing. They say it's a "glaucoma test" but I know what it really is. Target practice.Karen M. Petersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06972093977468313631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-31475855470453953302012-07-12T01:00:21.972-06:002012-07-12T01:00:21.972-06:00I've been wearing glasses for 14 or so years, ...I've been wearing glasses for 14 or so years, so I see the eye doctor at least annually. They actually have a procedure where they can photograph the back of your eye instead of dilating with drops. It does involve a sucky bright light, but it's much shorter-lived torment and no need for paper sunglasses afterword. But just wait until you get the god-awful puffs of air into your eye! God know what purpose that serves, unless optometrists just enjoy watching you squirm as you know it's coming soon...Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11071826737533792395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-79113344214529635832012-07-12T00:59:39.716-06:002012-07-12T00:59:39.716-06:00I've been wearing glasses for 14 or so years, ...I've been wearing glasses for 14 or so years, so I see the eye doctor at least annually. They actually have a procedure where they can photograph the back of your eye instead of dilating with drops. It does involve a sucky bright light, but it's much shorter-lived torment and no need for paper sunglasses afterword. But just wait until you get the god-awful puffs of air into your eye! God know what purpose that serves, unless optometrists just enjoy watching you squirm as you know it's coming soon...Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11071826737533792395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-41218032651228667972012-07-11T23:16:59.927-06:002012-07-11T23:16:59.927-06:00Hilarious! You are dramatic and funny! Love it! ...Hilarious! You are dramatic and funny! Love it! <br />Signed, Your #1 Fan, Mom. xoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-961111180133053482012-07-11T20:50:04.496-06:002012-07-11T20:50:04.496-06:00I always sit in the chair and say "E" wh...I always sit in the chair and say "E" whenever my doc asks me to read the letters. My vision is horrible. I haven't had my eyes dilated in years, but I'm not pointing that out to my doctor any time soon. Welcome to the club for people who can't see! We bump into each other a lot..Courtneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07765250549051944212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-86333881515251772072012-07-11T18:20:42.052-06:002012-07-11T18:20:42.052-06:00I was giggling like a fool while I read this. My r...I was giggling like a fool while I read this. My roommates didn't think it was so funny which makes me think they may be robots. Or aliens from another planet. I am undecided as of yet. Also. I feel the same way when I go to the eye doctor. I hate not being able to read the letters. It makes me feel like an idiot.Ashleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09951464028135193814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-71757212243072714162012-07-11T16:09:38.761-06:002012-07-11T16:09:38.761-06:00yes, write a book.
no, not fiction.yes, write a book.<br />no, not fiction.Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15377132309821780770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-32377253767462323622012-07-11T14:43:47.913-06:002012-07-11T14:43:47.913-06:00Dude, you kill me.Dude, you kill me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-46771624940206315552012-07-11T14:41:26.587-06:002012-07-11T14:41:26.587-06:00Now imagine having that done TWICE A YEAR, and ins...Now imagine having that done TWICE A YEAR, and instead of just flashing their little pen light at your eye they take a picture with a flash that has all of the power of a thousand suns. They call that a fundus exam. I call it torture that I had to pay for. Because apparently I hate myself.<br />I've had to do this for about ten years, and JUST LAST YEAR found out that they have a SECOND drop that undoes the dilation. You can imagine the blackout rage I felt at the time. So next time tell them you want the other drop too.katherinelynn_04https://www.blogger.com/profile/12808558895003812015noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-56425760324797947872012-07-11T14:11:05.919-06:002012-07-11T14:11:05.919-06:00you are so funny! love how you described the voice...you are so funny! love how you described the voice of the eyeglass man helped you choose. Have you ever thought of writting a book, you know like fiction, I bet it would be amazing.rashellehttp://www.wattpad.com/user/RedDeliciousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-1519551569813875002012-07-11T14:01:21.792-06:002012-07-11T14:01:21.792-06:00I, myself, am just this side of Legally Blind, so ...I, myself, am just this side of Legally Blind, so me and the eye doctor go way back. I'm still not sure eye dilation should be legal-- you're a lawyer, maybe you should look into that? I usually try to wear the trashy paper sunglasses as a Fashion Statement-- remember, it's all about Attitude! ;-)Danaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04467308047025101296noreply@blogger.com