tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post5867662878101797459..comments2024-02-24T18:21:32.681-07:00Comments on It Just Gets Stranger: Birthing a MattressELIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11231200183264672395noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-89313717629815966872015-10-26T14:33:09.370-06:002015-10-26T14:33:09.370-06:00I thought for sure the Mr. Pants who was in a dead...I thought for sure the Mr. Pants who was in a dead sprint to the front door was in reference to Mr Ollie Pants. lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-33686361780452693602015-10-06T11:08:30.239-06:002015-10-06T11:08:30.239-06:00Lol that's fantastic!Lol that's fantastic!Jessica Van Wyenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04918010960762230622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-59272948393061191972015-09-30T14:55:55.922-06:002015-09-30T14:55:55.922-06:001-800-MIRACLE-FINGERS
The best.1-800-MIRACLE-FINGERS<br /><br />The best.Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01155303404223970814noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-87967520891373926502015-09-28T06:58:24.689-06:002015-09-28T06:58:24.689-06:00Well I'm in Michigan and Lee's in Canada -...Well I'm in Michigan and Lee's in Canada - so we're covering the north - ya'll down south get to spread the word yourselves. But be forewarned - Eli is not grateful enough for this service we provide. Nicole Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10551058649175782447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-21896019934673754922015-09-26T08:25:25.087-06:002015-09-26T08:25:25.087-06:00Not that we know what miracle fingers are Cathie!Not that we know what miracle fingers are Cathie!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-9580742492939304962015-09-25T21:56:54.329-06:002015-09-25T21:56:54.329-06:00And DEFINITELY not in the southern regions, Nicole...And DEFINITELY not in the southern regions, Nicole. Eli who?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-32878532329710610422015-09-25T08:22:08.722-06:002015-09-25T08:22:08.722-06:00Pantses is acceptable. If you meet Carly Thomas a...Pantses is acceptable. If you meet Carly Thomas and Steve Thomas, you have meet the Thomases. Or the Thomas family. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-47340672641099301432015-09-25T07:51:22.409-06:002015-09-25T07:51:22.409-06:00I agree, Lee, how dare Alanna! But her thunder die...I agree, Lee, how dare Alanna! But her thunder died out LOL! <br /><br />Eli, I really think we need an official statement about your middle name!Angelanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-59636493747379700452015-09-24T14:19:28.686-06:002015-09-24T14:19:28.686-06:00Except that one time Alanna stole my thunder...how...Except that one time Alanna stole my thunder...how DARE she!Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16523707253614438195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-33465802172902769852015-09-24T13:00:26.707-06:002015-09-24T13:00:26.707-06:00The breakup was deeply personal, let's give hi...The breakup was deeply personal, let's give him his space.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-64774674250460551372015-09-24T12:59:05.004-06:002015-09-24T12:59:05.004-06:00NEWSFLASH: Lee is EliNEWSFLASH: Lee is EliAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-30466008765874856072015-09-24T12:56:33.792-06:002015-09-24T12:56:33.792-06:00because.... like most everything on this blog, he ...because.... like most everything on this blog, he makes it up! good toilet entertainment though...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-69133525384608051442015-09-24T12:12:22.631-06:002015-09-24T12:12:22.631-06:00Wait, I'm confused...you call them "The P...Wait, I'm confused...you call them "The Pantses", but aren't they actually "The Pants'"? Clearly my grammar ain't what it used to be, y'all.<br /><br />And, yes I do say "y'all". All. The. Time.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-88841978919060930632015-09-24T11:21:54.799-06:002015-09-24T11:21:54.799-06:00He never shows enough gratitude. I seriously don&#...He never shows enough gratitude. I seriously don't think anyone in the northern regions of this world would have any clue who he is if it weren't for us . . . .Nicole Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10551058649175782447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-92078804736722910122015-09-24T10:31:29.485-06:002015-09-24T10:31:29.485-06:00This is a 10/10 post. Now I dare you to put in on...This is a 10/10 post. Now I dare you to put in on Craigslist or Kijiji for Eli and see who bites.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16523707253614438195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-66624396104308528232015-09-24T10:28:13.527-06:002015-09-24T10:28:13.527-06:00You're right Angela, it's Whittlebottom, b...You're right Angela, it's Whittlebottom, but he misspells it all the time because ELI! Although Chava could be right as well. I thought I created that name, but I also think I drive a tank, so... *shrugs*Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16523707253614438195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-33032288636138293052015-09-24T10:25:20.224-06:002015-09-24T10:25:20.224-06:00I post as Anonymous when I'm sleeping. It'...I post as Anonymous when I'm sleeping. It's also possible that while I'm sleeping, I telepathically take control of someone's mind and make them post on his blog. Then, when I release them from my control they wake up looking at this weird blog and start reading it realizing how interested they are in it (mostly yours and my comments Nicole) and start following Eli's blog. That's why he has so many people who read it.<br /><br />Uh...you're WELCOME Eli.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16523707253614438195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-79579093826937121962015-09-24T10:20:25.425-06:002015-09-24T10:20:25.425-06:00This comment has been removed by the author.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16523707253614438195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-2595406891136430762015-09-24T10:16:24.977-06:002015-09-24T10:16:24.977-06:00That's ok. I read his slogan as "Twice u...That's ok. I read his slogan as "Twice up the barrel, once down the SLIDE" forever until about a year ago when I realized all this time it was SIDE. And I'm a really good reader, too! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-91051129541403347972015-09-24T09:30:55.771-06:002015-09-24T09:30:55.771-06:00I think you can usually tell by context. For examp...I think you can usually tell by context. For example, "but Mr. Pants was already in a dead sprint for the front door" is clearly referring to Matt. On the other hand, "I would give a kidney to Mr. Pants and he's the best friend I've ever had WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!" clearly refers to Ollie.<br /><br />Try to keep up, Lee. It Just Gets Strangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05343152279468062540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-39072574928842526932015-09-24T09:17:40.010-06:002015-09-24T09:17:40.010-06:00My husband is a double below the knee amputee and ...My husband is a double below the knee amputee and when I buy him shoes, I leave him home watching football and take a leg with me. I carry it under one arm and slip shoes on the foot until I am satisfied. And I hope he doesn't need to use the bathroom while I am gone. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-83138606065778694292015-09-24T08:56:04.394-06:002015-09-24T08:56:04.394-06:00Ok, first off, who are you referring to when you s...Ok, first off, who are you referring to when you say Mr. Pants? Is that Matt or Ollie. You're confusing me. Secondly, I literally thought you were lying when you said that place was called "Mattress Dealzz" cause I figured there is no way someone would call their store by that name. I have since used the Googles to check it out and I would like to now apologize for thinking you were lying. That is, in fact, a real store. Wow... Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16523707253614438195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-71755249806326274872015-09-24T08:27:10.704-06:002015-09-24T08:27:10.704-06:00Why do I think Lee just commented on my post as &q...Why do I think Lee just commented on my post as "Anonymous"?Nicole Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10551058649175782447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-53268998683275578292015-09-24T08:26:39.443-06:002015-09-24T08:26:39.443-06:00Eli is completely inconsiderate and never tells us...Eli is completely inconsiderate and never tells us this stuff until well after the acceptable mourning periodNicole Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10551058649175782447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-54352583238677313242015-09-23T16:33:47.775-06:002015-09-23T16:33:47.775-06:00I feel like this is a craiglist ad Jolynn has plac...I feel like this is a craiglist ad Jolynn has placed for April Fool's Day.Mollynoreply@blogger.com