tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post6054301629426805458..comments2024-02-24T18:21:32.681-07:00Comments on It Just Gets Stranger: A Punderful IdeaELIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11231200183264672395noreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-57297353271871129832014-01-22T16:00:00.412-07:002014-01-22T16:00:00.412-07:00A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Wh...A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Horse replies, "My wife just died; thanks for asking." Totally not a pun.Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14130797959057971793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-2759927643606429782014-01-21T12:43:09.313-07:002014-01-21T12:43:09.313-07:00What do you get when you cross a joke with a rheto...What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-45824801456605073492014-01-21T12:41:49.089-07:002014-01-21T12:41:49.089-07:00It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because...It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-56880471405611097752014-01-20T15:19:15.133-07:002014-01-20T15:19:15.133-07:00My sons favorite winter joke: What did one snowman...My sons favorite winter joke: What did one snowman say to the other?<br />Do you smell carrotsMama Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17458035870448742637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-15795538521855103922014-01-20T12:50:50.922-07:002014-01-20T12:50:50.922-07:00Two birds are standing on a perch. One asks the ot...Two birds are standing on a perch. One asks the other "Do you smell fish?"bbmarronehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07405401846717136696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-83882334909122160292014-01-20T10:41:32.371-07:002014-01-20T10:41:32.371-07:00This is one of my favorite music jokes of all time...This is one of my favorite music jokes of all time! ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-8065152292946443772014-01-18T16:02:14.257-07:002014-01-18T16:02:14.257-07:00laffin out loud for reallaffin out loud for realtrishathomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06136185956880630047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-26784518392640537692014-01-18T13:48:43.087-07:002014-01-18T13:48:43.087-07:00have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry pat...have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?<br />See how well it works?trishathomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06136185956880630047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-51285330123899493022014-01-18T13:06:49.384-07:002014-01-18T13:06:49.384-07:00Two bass drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. bu-d...Two bass drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. bu-dum chhhhh!LauraHursthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01336039477230878693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-36666475460072773642014-01-16T18:08:26.530-07:002014-01-16T18:08:26.530-07:00Two cannibals were eating a clown when one turned ...Two cannibals were eating a clown when one turned to the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"chelseahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04794099327545905376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-54156283732645756862014-01-16T12:55:01.366-07:002014-01-16T12:55:01.366-07:00http://www.pinterest.com/pin/482096335082983644/
...http://www.pinterest.com/pin/482096335082983644/ <br />Just imagine the voice and you will laugh so so muchAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11741568352400108396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-83831518378141847072014-01-16T12:42:27.664-07:002014-01-16T12:42:27.664-07:00Maybe it's just an Amanda thing... :)Maybe it's just an Amanda thing... :)Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18273912562477609347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-84065870664857373502014-01-16T10:28:45.341-07:002014-01-16T10:28:45.341-07:00A horse walks into a bar. Recognizing the imminen...A horse walks into a bar. Recognizing the imminent danger, several patrons get up and leave.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-84572895525717563572014-01-16T09:17:32.313-07:002014-01-16T09:17:32.313-07:00Two men are sitting in a restaurant. The waiter as...Two men are sitting in a restaurant. The waiter asks them, "What would you like to drink?"<br />The first man says, "Oh I'll just have H2O."<br />Not wanting to be showed up, the second man says, "I'll have H2O too (H2O2)."<br />The second man dies.Cambryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07542979799212808409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-548294076738096622014-01-16T08:09:00.642-07:002014-01-16T08:09:00.642-07:00A horse walks into a bar. Bartender said " wh...A horse walks into a bar. Bartender said " why the long face?" Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-1790833658389744732014-01-16T07:21:26.052-07:002014-01-16T07:21:26.052-07:00What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nach...What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!<br /><br />What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15175432937691553228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-17734393032956523702014-01-16T06:24:18.533-07:002014-01-16T06:24:18.533-07:00I entered a pun contest and submitted ten entries....I entered a pun contest and submitted ten entries. I was hoping that at least one of them would win, but not one-in-ten-did. *intended*<br />:-PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-16186950400472568202014-01-16T06:19:20.751-07:002014-01-16T06:19:20.751-07:00Wanna hear a clean joke?
...they took a bath!
Wan...Wanna hear a clean joke?<br />...they took a bath!<br /><br />Wanna hear another clean joke?<br />...they took a bath with bubbles!<br /><br />Wanna hear another dirty joke?<br />...Bubbles is the horse next door...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-19335080251060122142014-01-16T02:01:35.134-07:002014-01-16T02:01:35.134-07:00How do you find will smith in a snow storm??
Look...How do you find will smith in a snow storm??<br /><br />Look for fresh prints (fresh prince) :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-77370947181018345292014-01-16T01:34:26.014-07:002014-01-16T01:34:26.014-07:00Want to hear a dirty joke?
...six white horses ...Want to hear a dirty joke?<br /><br /><br /><br />...six white horses fall in the mud.Jennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-18999899891116254012014-01-15T22:53:08.737-07:002014-01-15T22:53:08.737-07:00Q: why was the little ant so confused?
A: because ...Q: why was the little ant so confused?<br />A: because all his uncle's were ants (aunts)!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-1778923150695879822014-01-15T21:05:00.961-07:002014-01-15T21:05:00.961-07:00Plus it's also a play-off of the drumroll that...Plus it's also a play-off of the drumroll that the old school comedians would have for a sound effect after they make a joke.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-82688822265016709732014-01-15T18:28:43.274-07:002014-01-15T18:28:43.274-07:00It'a not a pun, but it's my favorite bad j...It'a not a pun, but it's my favorite bad joke..<br /><br />Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?<br /><br />A: A pool table.Karina W.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-42999333375134365162014-01-15T17:55:15.253-07:002014-01-15T17:55:15.253-07:00Oh, my. These are great. I don't have a good p...Oh, my. These are great. I don't have a good pun for you, but I do have a link to distract you :http://distractify.com/fun/pranks/letters-between-australian-troll-and-neighbor-over-floodlight/<br /><br />You're welcome.Zhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03396346802698292695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-27431235523427582112014-01-15T11:59:17.675-07:002014-01-15T11:59:17.675-07:00"To be is to do" Jean Paul Sartre
&quo..."To be is to do" Jean Paul Sartre<br />"To do is to be" Socrates<br />"Doobie doobie do..." Frank SinatraAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com