tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post6323833609196916350..comments2024-02-24T18:21:32.681-07:00Comments on It Just Gets Stranger: State of the Union, SpringELIhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11231200183264672395noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-81045272752242831592014-03-24T11:35:14.191-06:002014-03-24T11:35:14.191-06:00Your hair looks lovely today, Eli.Your hair looks lovely today, Eli.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-10313988687331402662014-03-20T21:57:32.435-06:002014-03-20T21:57:32.435-06:00You might suggest to Brandt that shaving his head ...You might suggest to Brandt that shaving his head will make him more aerodynamic for the Ironman. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-61786244220674294392014-03-20T11:41:02.456-06:002014-03-20T11:41:02.456-06:00I loved that phrase too. Almost as lovely as your ...I loved that phrase too. Almost as lovely as your hair (to which nothing can compare. We stop and stare at that hair and somehow forget all our cares and despair . . . such debonair flair and delicious flare, it inspires prayer or jealous swears.) emilyfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17014206204170797788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-5485441508660043272014-03-20T08:21:17.411-06:002014-03-20T08:21:17.411-06:00So good to hear an update, especially about Daniel...So good to hear an update, especially about Daniel! Post lots of pictures of his visit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-65878610095503739642014-03-20T07:27:55.007-06:002014-03-20T07:27:55.007-06:00no complaining about where you live until you have...no complaining about where you live until you have lived in Woodward Oklahoma, where is that you ask, THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE! seriously to do any real shopping you have to drive THREE HOURS! I have sand instead of dirt, but no ocean to go with it just wind, so the sand gets picked up by the wind and blown all around/ over/ through you, until your shoes ( that you have to travel 3 hours to replace) are full of it, you are chewing it, and your skin has been exfoliated in the most painful way possible. It is -1000 degrees on min and 1000 degrees the next min because the weather has no idea what it wants down here. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-76289863868852524912014-03-20T00:19:39.026-06:002014-03-20T00:19:39.026-06:00amazing …. you win :-)amazing …. you win :-)HaIrDreamerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05005138188021079905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-39732661365263069802014-03-19T22:49:28.933-06:002014-03-19T22:49:28.933-06:00Eli’s Hair
Brandt’s hair is in need of repair.
La...Eli’s Hair<br /><br />Brandt’s hair is in need of repair.<br />Lately it’s been alike to an Alaskan brown bear’s.<br />So I sit in my swivel chair<br />And focus on a head worthy of a multimillionaire.<br />Eli takes great care<br />Of his hair<br />And should exhibit it at Pitie-Salpetriere.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-51105645353601341082014-03-19T22:23:48.718-06:002014-03-19T22:23:48.718-06:00Yes. All the way yes.I'm also thankful you bea...Yes. All the way yes.I'm also thankful you beat me to the mean girls reference, so I didn't have to type all that on my phone. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-50386174281209165052014-03-19T22:19:51.472-06:002014-03-19T22:19:51.472-06:00I don't think Eli thought this one through. I&...I don't think Eli thought this one through. I'd offer him to have my clothes that shrunk (they might fit him because I'm a giant), but they'd get dirty, too! It's just a terrible downward slope!swingwisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15781370925432247639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-15363527652094040342014-03-19T22:06:22.692-06:002014-03-19T22:06:22.692-06:00HUGE comment win!!!!!! That was SO fetch!HUGE comment win!!!!!! That was SO fetch!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-67001532358765512722014-03-19T20:56:12.615-06:002014-03-19T20:56:12.615-06:00Eli, I am incredibly jealous of your gorgeous supe...Eli, I am incredibly jealous of your gorgeous supermodel hair. It's more magnificent than any Disney prince's hair ever was!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-52857541733816244662014-03-19T20:04:00.468-06:002014-03-19T20:04:00.468-06:00But...but Eli! what clothes are you going to wear ...But...but Eli! what clothes are you going to wear if you don't have a room mate anymore?? Oh and by the way, your hair looks absolutely gorgeous. Stunning. Fabulous.Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11373868659515717078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-20743817312782331062014-03-19T19:42:25.876-06:002014-03-19T19:42:25.876-06:00I don't know you, but I feel like we're li...I don't know you, but I feel like we're living parallel lives because from all your pics it looks like you live a few blocks from me, and every time you introduce a new character to this plot, I already know them. Kurt? Good friends with my roommate last year and used to chill at our place on a somewhat regular basis. Brandt? Pretty sure I went to high school with that kid. Ask him if he played Joseph in the high school rendition of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat. I just know I'm going to walk around a corner any day now and run into you and have that super awkward moment when you realize that you know way more about a person than they know about you. <br /><br />So to save the trouble, I'm Nicki. Nice to meet you. sNickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04890130451966500333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-5491641923730440772014-03-19T19:36:53.346-06:002014-03-19T19:36:53.346-06:00Does anyone else think we should start referring t...Does anyone else think we should start referring to Eli and his roommates like they do celebrity couples? I'm thinking Daniel + Eli = Daneli (rhymes with Jelly); Kurt + Eli = Keli (rhymes with Pie); and now Brandt + Eli = Brani (pronounce brainy). Brice A. Larishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14337449456249593111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-17771719351247798912014-03-19T19:33:35.456-06:002014-03-19T19:33:35.456-06:00all this hair talk reminds me of why you don't...all this hair talk reminds me of why you don't make a toupee from cat hair... cause every time you run your hand over it, he sticks his butt up in the air....trishathomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06136185956880630047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-84638489982964127362014-03-19T15:56:20.303-06:002014-03-19T15:56:20.303-06:00Kurt moved out and you didn't even bother tell...Kurt moved out and you didn't even bother telling us? It's like you didn't want people to know you live alone so that they could come and play tricks on you and try to scare you in the middle of the night. I mean, no one would do that, of course, but it's like you didn't even want them to have the option...Karen M. Petersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06972093977468313631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-55764725478081680642014-03-19T15:00:18.914-06:002014-03-19T15:00:18.914-06:00Eli's Hair... How do I begin to explain Eli...Eli's Hair... How do I begin to explain Eli's Hair? <br />Eli's Hair is flawless. <br />I hear it's insured for $10,000. <br />I hear it does car commercials... In Japan. <br />It's favorite movie is Mary Poppins. <br />One time it met Paul Simon on a plane... <br />And he told it that it was pretty. <br />One time it punched me in the face... It was awesome.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10514886246025406905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-63790720597033907202014-03-19T13:50:56.170-06:002014-03-19T13:50:56.170-06:00K, it came from my soul when I was getting ready t...K, it came from my soul when I was getting ready to move from Palau back to a place that has burritos. I love most places I've been, but sometimes I really miss the U.S..It Just Gets Strangerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05343152279468062540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-35627498287367397732014-03-19T13:35:29.427-06:002014-03-19T13:35:29.427-06:00Eli, Where did your United States of God Bless Ame...Eli, Where did your United States of God Bless America phrase come from? I love it, and it exactly expresses how I felt after four months in an Eastern European village. Also your hair and stuff.Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888004015215281487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-21375552979201733582014-03-19T13:27:36.890-06:002014-03-19T13:27:36.890-06:00The good news is that the Sand Hollow Reservoir is...The good news is that the Sand Hollow Reservoir is now officially mussel free! That only leaves possible high winds/waves/drowning and the near certain brush with the euphemistically named "swimmers itch" to worry about when you jump in the water.DonFenixnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-9645807995753994242014-03-19T11:24:51.323-06:002014-03-19T11:24:51.323-06:00Tallahassee, FL in July is pretty much Satan's...Tallahassee, FL in July is pretty much Satan's playground. The humidity probably rivals Palau except we're JUST far enough away from the coast to not get any of the gulf breezes. You should come visit!Lanienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-6408493057453913242014-03-19T11:05:04.711-06:002014-03-19T11:05:04.711-06:00Eli, Brandt probably just wears a really nice wig ...Eli, Brandt probably just wears a really nice wig because he's so intimidated by your hair. I do that and I don't even have to be seen with you in real life. Tysonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-82996251203269400612014-03-19T11:01:34.831-06:002014-03-19T11:01:34.831-06:00True Strangers (also known as stalkers) don't ...True Strangers (also known as stalkers) don't need photographic reminders. We see his hair every day..... <br /><br />And might I say, your hair is smashing today, Eli. Better than yesterday even!dk012377https://www.blogger.com/profile/06134743587239764696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-28704466239584024862014-03-19T10:48:42.821-06:002014-03-19T10:48:42.821-06:00So it's not Brandt's fault you signed up f...So it's not Brandt's fault you signed up for another Ironman? He's just a fellow sufferer? <br /><br />Disney Prince hair aside, that Brandt is a swell fellow; I mean, he helped you realize you will have completed a FULL Ironman BEFORE you turn 30, all because of the two half Ironmans! (Ironmen?) I mean, I really like a person who knows his way around semantics.<br /><br />Also: post more pictures of that glorious head of hair you've been blessed with. I mean, I know it goes without saying that your hair is always immaculate, but sometimes we like reminders. Just sayin'.the ginabeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08237796696115756778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8964698794691718038.post-21987920170685286432014-03-19T10:13:10.359-06:002014-03-19T10:13:10.359-06:00Quote of the month: "He has Disney prince hai...Quote of the month: "He has Disney prince hair. And I can't compete with that."<br /><br />Now I'm even more mad at myself for booking a trip over SG70.3 weekend. I should totally be there smearing ya'll with sunscreen or stripping wetsuits. Oh well, I promise to be thinking positive thoughts of you climbing Snow Canyon while I'm lying on a beach in Hawaii. Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17118862266986392177noreply@blogger.com