Sometime Last Week
Jolyn: I need to be out of my place soon. Can I come stay with you for one night while I'm in transition?
Eli: I feel like this is a trap.
Jolyn: Kthanks! I'll be over in a minute!
A Terrifying Minute Later
Jolyn: Moving all my stuff in is HARD WORK.
Eli: WHY are you moving all of your stuff in?
Jolyn: Can you believe we finally LIVE TOGETHER?!
Eli: Now when you say "live together," do you mean--
Jolyn: Going to bed! Goodnight!
Day One
Jolyn: It's so convenient that Rebecca left all of her stuff here for me to use!
Eli: How do I keep ending up in this situation?
Day Two
Jolyn: Do you think this painting goes well on this wall?
Eli: Why are you hanging your things on the wall?
Jolyn: Oh. To cover up the damage.
Eli: What dam--
Jolyn: WE SHOULD GET A DOG!!!
Day Three
[More of the same]
Day Four
[More of the same]
Day Five
~It Just Gets Stranger
Oh this is going to be exciting! A new living in sin roommate!
ReplyDeleteBest... News... EVER...
ReplyDeleteI think it is telling that she "needed" to leave her last home, as if she was chased out by people with torches and pitchforks. Might want to get that little part cleared up before you find yourself needing to crash on Bob & Cathie's couch because you too were forced from your home by court order.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! My prayers have been answered! Yes please be permanent roommates with Jolyn :)
ReplyDeleteI think I speak for us all when I say we are staying tuned and there had better be regular updates on the new "JolEli" (celebrity mash up name) "roommate" situation.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be more like...Eljo? Or JoLi?
DeleteJoEl
DeleteSatan.
DeleteEli, I don't think you understand the point of celebrity mash-up names. You have to include parts of BOTH people's names. Silly you only included your own! Oh my gosh do I have SO much to teach you!
DeleteJolel...kinda sounds like superman's dad. Uhmm, is this how superman came to be?
DeleteThis is like those parts in TV shows that leaves us all on a cliff hanger as a season finalle! Seriously, I CANNOT WAIT to see what happens next! Such as: What if Rebecca comes back, to confess her unrequited love, and THERE is Jolyn - WEARING HER EARINGS!!! Or, in a wierd twist, Eli and Jolyn were actually married in Vegas and Eli is confused that they must live together now. Or, Eli fianally realizes this is the most awesome thing EVER and they get married in Vegas. (Please don't do that. I think Bob and Cathie might cry. I suspect they may be the type that would really like a big Mormon wedding. And I just couldn't bear it if your awesome sunny happy mother would be all disappointed and cry. Bob might have to beat you.)
ReplyDeleteAnyhow. Can't wait to see how this all pans out!!!!!!
Cliffhangers!!! da-da-dum!!! Love the "such as:". A different twist, Jolyn ends up with Disney Prince Hair Brandt, and they don't want to move out. Daniel comes for a visit and does a Jolyn move and stays forever. Eli is stuck with three roommates one of which is more twisted than him, the other of course has Disney Prince Hair, and Daniel clothes on Eli again.
DeleteThis is the best thing that has happened on the internet in EVER.
ReplyDeleteOn the internet? This is the best thing that has happened ANYWHERE at ANY TIME.
DeleteI stand corrected. ;)
DeletePlease set up a camera and start a live feed. I will take work off indefinitely to stay at home and watch it. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteThis! DO THIS!
DeleteThis is epic. EPIC! I feel sort of tingly all over.
ReplyDeleteI already can't wait for the next story in this saga.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. I'm both excited and terrified for you both. Can't wait to hear more shenanigans - hopefully harmless.
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*GASP* Has Jolyn read the Ray Blackston books?! Oh, she is the sneakiest...Eli, just don't let her talk you into throwing a tangelo off the roof, okay?
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, am I the only one who thought of those books when she said "tangelo"?
Bah, just marry her and show Bob and Cathie you can give them some grandbabies!!!
ReplyDeleteI second the tinglies.
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