This is totally unrelated. Well, slightly unrelated. It's still relatable to Stranger and The Strangers. Tonight, at a party with friends, I was relating the tale of how my baby pooped in the bathtub today and was playing with it. An 8yr old boy found this hilarious and said she should have eaten it. I looked at him very seriously and said "You will get shigella if you eat human feces." -- this also happened to be the moment when all other conversations went quiet. So that was the famous one-liner of the evening....
I just wanted to thank you, Eli, for teaching me what shigella is. And your uncle for being brave enough to contract it in the first place. Together you have made the Internet a more educational place and saved an right year old boy from suffering! (I'm sure he was going to go home and taste some poo tonight. He had that look in his eye. BUT NOT AFTER SHIGELLA.)
OH MY GOSH. Bikini season. There are tears in my eyes. I feel creepy that sometimes when I'm at work and annoyed, I think about these snapchats and start giggling. Thank you, Daniel.
I just... What IS this???
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing... But I'm not sure why!
IT'S PERFECT! XD
This exactly. LOL
DeleteYep. This pretty much says it.
DeleteHappy to see the leotrixy snapchat saga of 2014 continues, hopefully I was wrong and the relationship isn't rooted in treachery. Only time will tell.
ReplyDeleteI am seriously interested in who Daniel got to take that last picture......and was he committed shortly after it was taken?
ReplyDeleteNot to mention, how on Earth does Daniel even know what happens at Lamaze classes?
DeleteI'm wondering how sneaky he was about taking the lingerie picture.
DeleteI LOVE TRIXY AND DANIEL :)
ReplyDeleteSkytanic almost made me pee my pants.
ReplyDeleteME TOOOOOO!!!!!
DeleteOMG...what if the father ISN'T Leotrix?!?!?!?! The saga continues...DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ReplyDeleteThat kid is going places....not sure where. But he's going.
ReplyDeleteHave we told you how much we love Daniel? You, too, Eli. Your hair has been especially awesome this week!
ReplyDeleteSecond. This world needs more people like you two.
DeleteI feel like we never really had the whole picture of Daniel until now. It's... different than I originally thought.
ReplyDeleteCan I get a coffee table book of all of these? Please and thank you.
ReplyDeleteI really like that he purposely misuses effect and affect. Did you also bother him about "purs"?
ReplyDeleteDaniel sure has a lot of time on his hands.
ReplyDeleteOh. My gosh. I can't even. What.
ReplyDeleteThis is totally unrelated. Well, slightly unrelated. It's still relatable to Stranger and The Strangers.
ReplyDeleteTonight, at a party with friends, I was relating the tale of how my baby pooped in the bathtub today and was playing with it. An 8yr old boy found this hilarious and said she should have eaten it. I looked at him very seriously and said "You will get shigella if you eat human feces." -- this also happened to be the moment when all other conversations went quiet. So that was the famous one-liner of the evening....
I just wanted to thank you, Eli, for teaching me what shigella is. And your uncle for being brave enough to contract it in the first place. Together you have made the Internet a more educational place and saved an right year old boy from suffering! (I'm sure he was going to go home and taste some poo tonight. He had that look in his eye. BUT NOT AFTER SHIGELLA.)
I just want to be best friends with Daniel. This whole thing is amazing.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH. Bikini season. There are tears in my eyes. I feel creepy that sometimes when I'm at work and annoyed, I think about these snapchats and start giggling. Thank you, Daniel.
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