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| I found this picture in my parents' house right before I left for Palau. This was taken in 2001 when I was in high school. This was one of my better part-down-the-middle days. And, no, that is not a trophy I earned. It was a "team" trophy that I was assigned to take home for the night. |
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| Taken in a bathroom in Palau. Let's see . . . I'll have the . . . rear cleansing oscillating. What? A soft rear cleansing pulsating is only an extra $2.95? What the hey! You only live once! |
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| This is seriously my water bottle at work. It takes both hands to hold it. It feels even more ridiculous than it looks. |
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| Photo proof that I can drive the Stormtrooper, even though the steering wheel is on the wrong side. Also, I hope that's not my seductive look. |
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| Most people on the island chew something called beetle nut, which is then spit ALL over the place. On a busy day, it looks like a bloody massacre has taken place all over the streets. I can't ever quite get used to seeing the remains in garbage cans in bathrooms. Each time I immediately believe it to be blood. |
Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:
A site dedicated to showing you how depressing Garfield comics actually are by taking out Garfield. Thanks, Mike.
Something every computer-literate cat owner should consider getting. Thanks, Jourdan.
I can't tell whether this is serious. But either way, I'm scared.
One gem I found on Wikipedia. I want to see ALL of these.
My friend Hillary, who is in Palau, has apparently fallen in love with Dugongs and has created a site to show all the versatile roles they could play in movies if just given a chance.
And finally, this website should sufficiently waste the rest of your day.
Thanks, Jen.
~It Just Gets Stranger
"PawSense...It quickly detects and blocks cat typing. Once a cat has been recognized, PawSense blocks the cat's keyboard input. This keeps the cat from entering lots of commands to your programs or operating system." I want to do the infomercial for this product so bad. My tag line would be, "Meow! I mean WOW! Thanks PawSense!"
ReplyDeleteThat high school picture is adorable!
ReplyDeleteAlso, the Garfield link? OF COURSE, you know of something like this.
The forum for questions and pictures on the kitty cam is hysterical!
ReplyDeleteImagine my joy & delight when I clicked to your page to find another new post!
ReplyDeleteThis made me LOL
ReplyDeleteI must get me one of those rear cleansers. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteI know! They sound fun!
DeleteOr you can just put a cardboard box next to your computer and your cats will leave your keyboard alone. Boxes are like crack to them. Maybe I should comment on their web site? Garfield is depressing.
ReplyDeleteUseless = coolest site EVER! I mean it.
ReplyDeleteDangit! I'm supposed to be studying for a huge test and you have to provide YET ANOTHER WAY TO PROCRASTINATE!?! Thanks. The useless website generator was the best. Easily spent 20 minutes on it. :)
ReplyDeleteUseless = best site ever. cat-bounce.com = cats bouncing around the screen and for some reason I couldn't stop watching...
ReplyDeleteStay off the betel nut. Lies somewhere between meth and Krazy Kreme donuts. http://www.ehow.com/list_5974813_betel-nut-side-effects.html
ReplyDeleteHere here. Not to mention, gross teeth.
Deletejust for you, eli. http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/video/us/2012/11/16/tsr-moos-skydiving-cats-controversy.cnn
ReplyDeleteWondering if anyone else noticed the resemblance of the Garfield-less Jon Arbuckle in the comics to our beloved blogger Eli... which means they both must have some existential angst, or Eli, you really do need a cat in your life.
ReplyDeleteI spent two hours on the useless website finder. I'll never get those hours back and I'm okay that.
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ReplyDeleteI just passed 10 years of my life by on the 'Useless Web'
ReplyDeleteI originally arrived here by a link someone posted with the Snuggie Text. Your hilarious and I look forward to reading more post. The high school picture is adorable as hell, although I do hope that isn't your seductive look in the stormtrooper. ;) Just smile and that'll work hands down.
ReplyDeleteYour should be You're. Blame it on the after midnight brain fug. Still shameless coming from a writer...
DeleteDuck jokes are fowl.
ReplyDeleteEli, your site really is one of the best I have ever found. It's incredible how you keep being able to post so much quality stuff. Keep it up! From a Stranger.
ReplyDeleteYou would love http://zombo.com/ - anything is possible at zombocom! It'll waste a good 5 minutes. :)
ReplyDeleteMy friends hate me now from blowing up their walls with this goodness... So much fun tough ;)
ReplyDeleteThat last link of yours is a wonderful way to waste away my life... and while doing just that I came across this beauty that I couldn't pass up telling you about.
ReplyDeletehttp://cat-bounce.com/
You'll love it!!
You can practice dancing with cats without having to read the book!!
DeleteWait a minute Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
ReplyDeleteis AWESOME!! They lie, how can Garbage Pail Kids be on their?
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ReplyDeletewelcome to the pacific oceanic people.. beetle nut you oughta try it!bitter yet gets sweeter as you chew it. it's worse where i come from, people would spit it out while driving their motorbikes like blood being spat out
ReplyDelete-_-" (sorry for the horrid grafic description)
*peace*
Wow. That was a useless website. And seizure inducing. Lol. As always, thanks for the humor. :). I needed a smile. Dugongs were cool...although he should have replaced Taleuce Latrek's character and not Ewan's. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, that Garfield link did not wotk when I tried it.
Wow. That was a useless website. And seizure inducing. Lol. As always, thanks for the humor. :). I needed a smile. Dugongs were cool...although he should have replaced Taleuce Latrek's character and not Ewan's. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, that Garfield link did not wotk when I tried it.
I wish I were that water bottle. Just saying... :)
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