As I may have embarrassingly announced a few days ago, I might have been brutally kicked to the curb last week. Ok. It actually wasn't all that dramatic. The conversation was more like this:
Heartless: I don't want to date anymore.
Eli: BUT WHY?!
Heartless: Because I don't have feelings for you.
Eli: GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON YOU ARE DUMPING ME!?
Heartless: Because I don't have feelings for you.
