Beverages come down to your own individual taste. I, for one, shall be alternating between Tactical Nuclear Penguin, and Albino Squid Assassin. Koolaid will also be acceptable. As for the matching tracksuits, I think that is a great idea! We need something to chillax in on our off days. Robes just aren't practical for the day-to-day stuff.
Just curious... does everyone get a robe? And what qualifications you need to earn the staff? I meeeean I like to think of my self as the wizarding kind, but I dunno. Last question: where do we sign up??
Strangers can be the best people to text!
ReplyDeleteDoes this religion involve Koolaid and matching track suits?
ReplyDeleteBecause I don't drink koolaid but I'm still totally in.
Beverages come down to your own individual taste. I, for one, shall be alternating between Tactical Nuclear Penguin, and Albino Squid Assassin. Koolaid will also be acceptable. As for the matching tracksuits, I think that is a great idea! We need something to chillax in on our off days. Robes just aren't practical for the day-to-day stuff.
DeleteI LOVE how he said if you're a guy no need to text back . . . .
ReplyDeleteBut then kept rolling with it anyway!! I bet these are both Strangers.
DeleteMY PEOPLE!
ReplyDeleteThis is so good!
ReplyDeleteOMG I love this so much.
ReplyDeleteJust curious... does everyone get a robe? And what qualifications you need to earn the staff? I meeeean I like to think of my self as the wizarding kind, but I dunno.
ReplyDeleteLast question: where do we sign up??
I'm hoping by "robes" you meant Snuggies.
ReplyDeleteIf not, it's just pointless
DeleteThe best part of this is that ched haze and kush are strains of weed, so really this exchange was perhaps interrupting someones weed order.
ReplyDeleteLegit!!
DeleteOur fears are confirmed: you're getting post-lazy now that you have a pup.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me this story ends with these two falling in love and getting married. Because this is hilarious!
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