2017:
I would pay any amount of money to be a dog owned by a gay couple for one day.— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 14, 2017
I think this is how straight to DVD movies start— Mikachu ⚡️ (@GoggleBoy) June 14, 2017
Make that movie. NOW.— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 14, 2017
This'll be my thesis. A gay sci-fi romcom.— Mikachu ⚡️ (@GoggleBoy) June 14, 2017
Tag line: 3 days. 2 gay cyborgs. 1 man rich enough to become a dog. Zero room for mistakes.
This summer, everyone is "going mutts" over this new comedy starring Bark Wahlberg!— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 14, 2017
"I'm melancollie that I turned down a role!" -Bark Ruffalo— Mikachu ⚡️ (@GoggleBoy) June 15, 2017
"The plot retrieves a lot of story without feeling 2 husky." -Paw Street Journal
The response on Ruffen Tomatoes is already through the woof!— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 15, 2017
With hits by Katy Pawry and Diggy Azalea, this is one movie you'll want to run and fetch a ticket for!— Mikachu ⚡️ (@GoggleBoy) June 15, 2017
Siskel and Ebark give it two paws up!— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 16, 2017
SPOILERS: Pawtrick Stewart shows up in the last act with the corg-key to save the relationship-- it's all very Shakespawean.— Mikachu ⚡️ (@GoggleBoy) June 16, 2017
1. Preview: man gets out of a vehicle in slow motion. It explodes behind him. "Who Let The Dogs Out" plays. "He was tired of the spy life"--— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 16, 2017
2. Cuts to a gay couple at the kitchen table stressed about bills. "They needed extra cash."— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 16, 2017
3. "So they came up with a plan that gave none of them paws."— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 16, 2017
4. "It's Sister Act meets Beethoven. This summer's hottest new movie will have you howling with laughter."— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 16, 2017
5. "It's 'The Pouple'"— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 16, 2017
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I guess I need to book a flight to SLC so we can sift through applicants. Do you have access to film equipment or are we using our phones?— Mikachu ⚡️ (@GoggleBoy) June 16, 2017
I'm already working on the sequel: "It's The Pouple 2: Who's Afraid of Furginia Woof?"— Mikachu ⚡️ (@GoggleBoy) June 16, 2017
I have in my possession one iPhone 5 and I know I can borrow at least two selfie sticks.— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 16, 2017
I have an iPhone SE, a deerstalker hat, a fake pipe, and know a few actors in the valley. When do we film?— Mikachu ⚡️ (@GoggleBoy) June 16, 2017
At dusk.— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 16, 2017
I don't think I can get there from Chicago in time how about July?— Mikachu ⚡️ (@GoggleBoy) June 16, 2017
Ok. But I'm unlikely to maintain my painfully average looks until then and so may not be able to step in as Ash, should the need arise.— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 16, 2017
So are you saying you may become more or less attractive by Mid July?— Mikachu ⚡️ (@GoggleBoy) June 16, 2017
I'm just saying I fit the part today and I don't know what the future holds.— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) June 16, 2017
~It Just Gets StrangerI'll check in with you every few days to see how your looks are keeping up— Mikachu ⚡️ (@GoggleBoy) June 16, 2017
Wow. That is so wow.
ReplyDeleteAnd Mikachu really needs to start commenting on your blog as well. I'm greedy. I want more humor in my life.
Hello yes I am here to disappoint most heartily
DeleteWelcome to Stranger!!!
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ReplyDeletePlease don't ever get any hobbies, they might interfere with things like this.
ReplyDeleteSecond. Motion passed.
DeleteThat was the best exchange of all time. Please keep us and Mikachu updated on your looks.
ReplyDeleteOkay but only if we adopt a corgi and name it either Marie AnCorgette or Mahonri MorianCorgi
DeleteCan we pretty please with ice cream and fabulous hair on top get a dramatic reading of this on Strangerville?
ReplyDeleteYESSSSS! Puh-leeeeeeeeze!
DeleteThank goodness someone will finally be checking in on you every couple of days to make sure you age gracefully. Think of what your world might've been if not for Mikachu coming along like this!
ReplyDeleteGet him to SLC, stat!
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest thing I've read without any accidental nudity.
ReplyDeleteOmg. This is everything.
ReplyDeleteThis is exactly the comedy I needed on a lackluster Wednesday in June.
ReplyDeleteYour blog makes me greatly lament how drab my life is, how flat my hair, how dull my friends, and how the antics of my cats cannot compare. However, it also makes me worry about the status of the SLC legal system...
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Deletemikachu is one scary son-of-a-gun
ReplyDeleteEli, marry Mikachu, immediately. And have children immediately, or at least adopt another dog. This is internet gold.
ReplyDeleteEli literally just got divorced from Jolyn. Don't encourage him into a rebound marriage!
DeleteHe's already in a rebound marriage with Meg, this marriage would just make him polyamorous. It's all good.
DeleteDoes that make Skylar the other man? Can you have a "other man" in a polyamourous relationship?
DeleteI lost it at "bowowndaries."
ReplyDeleteI think you need a kickstarter campaign for this. I will contribute eleventy dollars.
ReplyDeleteI would watch the heck outta this movie.
ReplyDeleteI desperately want Ash to be a crossover from Bruce Campbell's character in Army of Darkness
ReplyDeleteI'm torn between, "I want to meet this Mika!" and "Oh, dear God, there are two of them."
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