Sunday, August 13, 2017

I Just Sent You Something Really Important

Skylar: I just sent you something really important.

Eli: To my house?

Skylar: No. It's an email. You need to go look at it. It's one of the most important things I've ever done.

Eli: What is it?

Skylar: It's just . . . well I put something together to let you and Jolyn and Meg know how I feel about you.

Eli: Something sentimental?!

Skylar: Yes. And now I'm kind of embarrassed. It's not . . . look. It's not that big of a deal. I just wanted you guys to know how much you mean to me.

Eli: Skylar! That's so sweet! I'm going to go open the email right now!

Skylar: I really hope you appreciate the meaning, even if you don't think it's very impressive.

Eli: You know that I'm very much of an "it's the thought that counts" kind of person. I'm sure I'm going to just love it.

Skylar: I hope so.

Eli: Let's see here [click click click]. Oh. My. What. I . . . uh . . .

Skylar: You don't like it.

Eli: But why?

Skylar: I just think of you guys like family and the only other family I've ever known is the Kardashians.

Eli: That doesn't make sense on almost any level.

Skylar: Meg is going to love it, at least.

Eli: I really don't think so.

Skylar: I just texted it to her.

Ring ring

Skylar: Hello?


Skylar: Thanks. It took my like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip.

So yeah. Get your Strangerville Live tickets below if you haven't already. The show is Friday, September 8th at 8:00 PM at Impact Hub in Salt Lake City.

~It Just Gets Stranger


  1. Angela Marrie LuceyAugust 14, 2017 at 7:03 AM

    Are you Kim AND Kourtney?!

  2. Okay, can someone tell me what's the big deal about the Kardashians? I left for my mission in July 2012 without hearing their name at all and by the time I came back in Jan 2014 I saw them everywhere. I mean what do they DO? Sing? Dance? Act? Teach animals to sing, dance or act? Can someone please clarify why this family is a big deal?

    1. Angela Marrie LuceyAugust 14, 2017 at 8:28 AM

      How dare you! Is this even America anymore?!

    2. Sarah RB I had the same questions when I came back from my mission years ago and I still haven't figured it out! If anyone could provide answers to these questions that would be great...

    3. They show their bums and boobs a lot. And they have a famous dad and step dad. One was the OJ Simpson defense attorney and you probs know Caitlin Jenner.

    4. I never even left the country during that time period and I am, and have been for years, equally confused. People tell me vague things about them but I still don't really understand how that makes them famous. Why?

    5. Angela, I would say that I am ashamed of my lack of pop culture knowledge, but that would be lying and I am determined to save America in my corner of the world.

      Tessa and Amy, thanks for giving me hope in America again.

      Hilary, THANK YOU for your explanation. I do know about Caitlin, but had no idea about the defense attorney. I am slightly disappointed that no animal musical groups were formed though.

  3. I am now even more excited for Strangerville Live knowing that your legs are looking THAT good!

  4. If he does with the British Royal Family I hope he makes Eli into Kate Middleton.

    1. I wish it was possible to tag Skylar in Stranger comments.

    2. Maybe if we write his name enough in the comments his ears will start to itch. Or the back of his neck will tingle? Technology confuses me, so I'm not sure exactly what will happen, but I am pretty sure this is a thing. Skylar!! Paging Skylar!

    3. Duncan would of course be Prince William.

  5. I can't figure out the legs in the upper right. Which ones belong to which person or does someone have three? The top leg is significantly smaller then the middle leg, so maybe I need to start watching to find out who has an extra or missing appendage!

  6. Was that a Napolean Dynamite reference in there? Cause I'm pretty sure Skylar has photoshop skills... and maybe nunchuck skills but I'm not sure about that one.