And now, this week's pictures and distractions.
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| Overlooking Palau from home. |
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| There was a big swim race last Saturday out at the beach. I just watched from a chair. |
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| Daniel made a chicken pot pie. It was not good. Shhhhh. |
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| We planted this pineapple plant on our balcony in OCTOBER. I do not have high hopes that this thing is going to produce before I leave Palau. |
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| Sunset last night from my apartment. |
Crap to distract you from whatever you're supposed to be doing:
Saturday is the last day to vote for Dean!
One anonymous Stranger made this amazing baby shower gift registry for me, since my blood type was a match with that pregnant lady's, which I think means I can take her baby.
Awkward pregnancy photos. Thanks, Paul.
Cat island. Thanks, Sarah.
Funny detention slips. Thanks, Lacey.
Procatinator. Because, why not? Thanks, Anna.
Extremely disappointing facts about popular music. Thanks, Jimmy.
~It Just Gets Stranger
quite possibly the. best. baby registry I have ever seen...
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ReplyDeleteI agree, the registry was awesome!
ReplyDeleteI made the Stranger page!! I feel so special :)
ReplyDeleteThat registry was so funny! You're gonna be such a great dad, Eli!!
I liked the synchronized grooming on cat island :)
ReplyDeleteI think we should actually buy stuff for this baby.
ReplyDeleteIf I ever match blood type with a pregnant lady's unborn child... That's the registry I hope to have.
ReplyDeleteWait, there's a Target on Palau? My impressions of the island have been totally devastated!
ReplyDeleteA Target? Hardly. Although there is a store that sells overpriced flip flops downtown and sometimes other items!
DeleteAre you kidding with the Wood Block Menorah?
ReplyDeleteI didn't figure you for the Wood Block Menorah type...a lot of people joke about wood block menorahs. But I know a lot of people like them and I just thought maybe you were joking. I don't know you very well, obviously, so I don't know your sense of humor.....
That looks like the grossest chicken pot pie EVER.
ReplyDeletePlease let us know when the baby shower is. I'm sure many of us would love to attend.
ReplyDelete"Deluxe Life Size Long Nose Rat"? They make deluxe rats? Wow, and all this time I've been getting the crummy utility rats.
ReplyDeleteOK, first of all, I want to move to cat island. Second of all, that baby registry rocks. Third of all, this: http://www.mnn.com/lifestyle/arts-culture/stories/10-false-facts-most-people-think-are-true. According to "fact" number 8 Daniel can eat all the deviled eggs he wants (as long as they have been properly refrigerated) with nary a worry about cholesterol. That's my good turn for the day. Thankyaverramuch.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the shout out. Wish you were home also. Dad
ReplyDeleteThanks Eli, from one of your links I ended up clicking on "Amanda Bynes tells Rihanna why Chris Brown beat her" and "5 best Comebacks To Annoying Facebook Posts". I just couldn't resist!.... About to slam the laptop closed, tell myself how my behavior makes ME feel,that I love me but I wont support this self destructive behavior anymore and then give myself an ultimatum!
ReplyDeleteHey, a "turn your speakers off" on the Procatinator would have been nice. Some of us are trying to feed our addiction for all things Stranger while at work....
ReplyDeleteIf your employer doesn't want you looking at cat websites all day, it's probably not a job worth having. Am I right?!
DeleteI want like 90% of the items on that registry.
ReplyDeleteI think it's good that there is a terracotta hen on the nursery list. It's good to inspire fear in children from a young age and being watched night and day by a model Q of C is genius!
ReplyDeleteAaaaaah! Why?! I thought this blog was supposed to be 'creepy-reptile-thing-youknowwhatI'mtalkingabout' free!
ReplyDeleteMutual fear of them! (Exactly why I can never enjoy swimming in shallow natural pools/ waterfalls or rivers!)
Why does someone have a name with it and the profile pic of it?! It's creepy! Bahaha
Aaaaaah! Why?! I thought this blog was supposed to be 'overly-sensitive-over-cartoon-images youknowwhatI'mtalkingabout' free!
DeleteUnexplained fragmented sentence!(Exactly why I can never fully enjoy the internet/interwebs or forums.)
Why does someone have an anonymous name and profile pic to match! It's creepy! Bahaha
Sadly as of June 18th the baby registry list no longer shows, you should try to find a copy of it somewhere and post it on here so it can be viewed for all of eternity!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news%2Fbizarre&id=9144896 ... I think this is a story you would enjoy... cat-gratulations :)
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