Because I was working one hundred million bagillion hours this week, I did very little picture-taking with my phone. So, I decided to take a number of Snuggie selfies for you. YOU'RE WELCOME.
And now, your NSFW!!! Pictures and Distractions:
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| With creepy Christian art in the background. |
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| Lip biting for extra appeal. |
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| Laying down in the Snuggie. |
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| Playing the guitar in a Snuggie. |
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| Taking a shower in a Snuggie. |
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| Wondering if taking a shower in a Snuggie is actually a good idea. |
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| Realizing that it is, in fact, a bad idea. |
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| Realizing I'm also still wearing pants. In the shower. |
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| Blow drying the Snuggie. Pretending not to be flexing. |
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| Blow drying my pants. |
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| Getting distracted and blow drying my hair. |
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| Hey look! It's Tami's senior photo! |
AMAZING colorized World War I photos. Thanks, Sarah.
Creepy photos of Russia's creepy crumbling architecture. This is one of my favorite aspects of Eastern Europe travel. Thanks, Eric.
Dogs jump-roping. Please let this video make you happy. Thanks, Dave.
Weird Al "Word Crimes." Thanks, Nathan.
How to handle text pranks. Thanks, Esther.
All of the most ridiculous moments of Sharknado 2 in 2 minutes. Thanks, Mike.
A surprising property buy. Thanks, Angela.
More awkward pregnancy photos. Thanks, Angela--the hippest mom of the day.
Butter sculptures. Thanks, Kami.
Incredible video from National Geographic. Thanks, Jacy.
Absurd Garfield reenactments. Thanks, Brian.
Amazing trees. Thanks, Ed.
Poppies pour from the Tower of London to remember the soldiers of WWI. Thanks, Francie.
The power of makeup. Thanks, Kim.
If you would like to have something included on Pictures and Distractions, please email me at itjustgetsstranger@gmail.com.
~It Just Gets Stranger
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Believe it or not I know Tami's twin sister, she lives at my house. My toe nail falls off every year, due to loss of feeling in my foot because I have a vertebrae narrowing around my spial cord. Tami's sister is very camera shy, but I'll try and get a picture while she is sleeping.
ReplyDeleteTami's cousin lives at my house! She's so shy she likes to hide under her dead exterior until the new one grows beneath (she dances). Many a nail-lady doing my pedicures have tried to remove it with nail polish remover, only to realize--oh no--that's a dead toenail. Then Tami's cousin gets really sad when her dead exterior gets all dolled up and painted, and then falls off some time after. She sometimes wants to keep them in a pretty painted dead toenail collection. But she doesn't, because WEIRD!
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ReplyDeleteThe risqué pictures do NOT make up for yet another picture of Tami!! Not cool just sneaking it in there with no warning! NSFL!! Tami made my salami sandwhich turn on me. And who is taking the "selfie" of you with the guitar? If you say Tami ...
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha! I swear I was waiting for someone to ask because I was so excited by the answer! Yes. Tami took that selfie. It was difficult to coordinate. Also, you may want to avoid borrowing my phone.
DeleteMy brother just damged two of his toes because camping. Tami and the twins should be friends.
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Ah, man. All this time I thought Snuggies were waterproof.
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ReplyDeleteDid Ollie take the photo of you playing the guitar? Or Tami? (Playing catch up.......;') )
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