As you know, because you've been unable to think of anything else since, several months ago I started
Strangerhood of the Traveling Snuggie. Eleventy hundred of you emailed me your personal information and asked to be added to the list, so after stealing all of your identities and running up a lot of debt in your names to continue to build my Pogs empire, I sent a blue Snuggie off on a great journey.
It kind of feels like sending out Voyager 1. Every once in a while I hear that it has made it to some new place. Last I heard, that Snuggie was off in Ohio somewhere, probably confusing a lot of post office people. It has only made it to a small fraction of the Strangerhood so far, but I started feeling really selfish for keeping all of the award-winning photography I have been receiving, documenting the Snuggie's quest, to myself. So, here you are, in no particular order.
I highly recommend that you open another window and let the
original Nintendo theme song for Zelda play while you look at these.
 |
| Athena, in West Jordan Utah. |
 |
| Brittany, in West Jordan Utah. |
 |
| Cameron, in Logan Utah. |
 |
| Cara and friends, in Boise Idaho |
 |
| Emilie, in Everett Washington. |
 |
| Erin, in Sacramento California. |
 |
| Erin, in Sacramento California. |
 |
| Some very drunk guys somewhere in northern California. |
 |
| Erin. |
 |
| Jacy and family, in Benicia California. |
 |
| Jennifer, AS IT TURNS OUT OMG MY NEIGHBOR in Sugarhoooooood. |
 |
| Kristie, in Running Springs California. |
 |
| Madeline, in Provo Utah. |
 |
| Danny Tanner, I mean Marc, in San Francisco. |
 |
| Mika, in Chicago Illinois. |
 |
| Renae and Clark, in Provo Utah. |
 |
| Sierra. Sorry. She didn't say where she was. |
There you have it so far. The Snuggie continues on its journey. To date, every single one of the people in the above photos have found love.
Please give the participants above a round of applause in the comments for their bravery.
~It Just Gets Stranger
*clap*........*clap*........*clap*......*clap*......*clap*....*clap*....*clap*
ReplyDelete*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
Also, I second the Zelda theme music. It really added a lot to the experience.
ReplyDeleteThis.
DeleteRight?! It even ended perfectly as I got to the comments section.
DeleteEli, there’s a special place in Heaven for you because of all the joy you’ve given to complete strangers. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the report! It's so much fun to see the personalities of my fellow Strangers show through the pictures. May I suggest that the Strangers who have received the Snuggie change their Google profile picture to one with the snuggie so I can be reminded of your awesomeness every time you comment?
ReplyDeleteIt's like being kinged in checkers.
DeleteExactly!
DeleteI completely forgot about this . . . . I'm hoping it shows up at my door before I forget about it again . . . .
ReplyDeleteI love Strangers so much! I am still planning to take my picture in a field of cows, and am so excited for it to start making its way back towards me. Come ooooooooon Snuggie! Eli, you’re the tops, man.
ReplyDeleteAlright I'm calling Cameron out right now...he's not even in the photo! I think Athena and Mika's photos are my favorite, they should get together and make a Wes Anderson-esque movie about the traveling snuggie.
ReplyDeleteI've been practicing my Wes Anderson item on table placement technique. I'm ready.
DeleteErin riding the bear is the reason we have Snuggies.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering if this actually was happening, thought maybe I didn't make the cut. 😂 can't wait for it to show up at my house!
ReplyDeleteSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited for it to hit the south! (Is it going in geographical order?)
ReplyDeleteSo I assumed it was going geographically and was patiently waiting my turn but now I see it made a jump to Chicago Illinois!! Something’s fishy here...
DeleteIt's not really following a strict geographical order.
DeleteThis makes perfect sense. Phew. Thanks Eli. The cows can be patient and so can I.
DeleteI thoroughly enjoyed the creativity of these. Bravo, everyone! You all made my day. :D
ReplyDeleteLove it. I cannot wait for my turn!! Gah. It’s going to take forever.
ReplyDeleteThese photos are delightfully weird.
ReplyDeleteSmells like new money, dresses like fake royalty
ReplyDeleteNot to be weird, but I sent in my info and never heard anything back.... I just assumed I got added to the list? Seriously this is best idea ever!! :-)
ReplyDelete