It's already time to make our Worst Things Ever list for 2013. I have thought very hard about this list and made sure to only include truly the most awful things. There is something so vindicating about posting publicly for the world to see a list of the things that are seriously the worst. So I invite you to add in the comments the things you think should be part of the list.
The Worst Things Ever, 2013
1. Glee
2. Sweaty armpits when you don't even feel hot
3. When your socks get wet and you have to wait a while to change them
4. Animals
5. T-Mobile
6. United Airlines
7. Gold's Gym
8. When people say "supposably" instead of "supposedly"
9. Folding laundry
10. Bulgaria
11. Cutting a birthday cake while all of your coworkers stand around and watch
12. Swallowing salt water
13. Up-chucking salt water
14. Job searching
15. Stray dogs
16. Automated systems
17. When your head is itchy and you don't know why
18. When your favorite shirt shrinks in the drier
19. Not being able to find the end on a roll of packing tape
20. Driving in the snow
21. Doing anything at all in the snow
22. The smell of cigarette smoke
23. The sound of a baby's cry
24. Political posts on Facebook
25. Jersey Shore
~It Just Gets Stranger
26. When water drips all the way down your arms while washing your face in the bathroom sink.
ReplyDelete27. Burning the top of your mouth and it feeling smooth when you touch it with your tongue.
28. When you can't find that one inverted eyelash that is tickling your eyeball.
29. Getting offered lip gloss when you asked for chap stick.
30. Zits on the inside of your nose.
I love this entire list. Also, Hilary, where is your profile picture taken? The thumbnail on my phone looks suspiciously like my undergrad university...
DeleteHilary clearly posted for me too! Danielle
DeleteMy pictures is just taken in a residential park. I really liked the houses there - I think the location may look more sophisticated than it was :)
DeleteHilary, your #26 is one of my TOP TEN!! :)
DeleteThank you for making Animals #4. I always get judged because I don't like animals, especially in the US. It is OK to say "I hate kids!" but if you say "I hate animals" almost every person within hearing distance will jump down your throat.
DeleteI completely agree with your whole list! Then the water drips off your elbows onto your feet or the floor. Ugh the worst!
Delete31. Sneezing.
ReplyDelete32. People who day "ax" instead of ask.
33. Unemployment.
34. Waking up before you're ready.
How about people that say day instead of say... Bwahaha
Delete35. Typos
:)
^ hahaha killer funny!
DeleteTineke
35. When you're taking off your boot and the sock stays in the boot, and some snow touches your naked foot.
ReplyDelete36. Days that there are no new posts on "It Just Gets Stranger"
ReplyDeleteDEFINITELY THE BEST ONE YET! Or should I say worst? ;)
DeleteWhen the insides of your ears itch and you've just watched the commercial that says you should never insert a q-tip in your ear.
ReplyDeleteThis is the nightmare I've been living for the past week! I've been trying home remedies in the attempt to avoid the q-tip. Misery....utter misery....
DeleteWhen it is 60 degrees outside but the idiots at your office set the AC to 58. No joke.
ReplyDelete39. Any misuse of the words: your, you're, there, their, they're
ReplyDeleteit's and its
Deletelose and loose. If you call someone a "looser," the only "looser" is you...
DeleteTo and too, here and hear. UGH
DeleteWhen you are in the car an hour away from any sort of bathroom and you REALLY need to poop.
ReplyDelete41. Texas.
ReplyDeleteNice
Delete-_- Why do people always dis Texas?
Deletebecause Texas is the pits
DeleteI would like to know what exactly is wrong with Texas?
DeleteI only wrote that BECAUSE I live in Texas. I'm allowed to hate it if I live there. :-)
Delete42. Facebook - I finally quit - I haven't even SEEN 90% of my "Friends" since I was 17.
ReplyDelete43. Warm toilet seats
ReplyDeleteYes. This.
Delete43a. Plush toilet seats
43b. Warm plush toilet seats.
Those things creep me out... And I really hate the "pffft" sound they make when you sit down, like something is breathing on you, or the toilet seat is sucking out your soul... *nightmares*
Deleteeven worse, when that pffft sound is accompanied by the smell of those who have been there before you
Delete44. cold toilet seats
ReplyDeleteHalf a warm toilet seat.
ReplyDeletethe welfare mom in front of you at the grocery store with lots of diamonds and better clothes than you or your family buying wonderful food and arguing why they cant buy alcohol with their EBT card while you are budgeting your grocery bill. then you hear the baby daddy say, bagging sucks, i would never work as a bagger. *(yes true story.)
ReplyDeleteHeather
Bitter for a bit in Cali
Government...
Delete47. when the dryer only half dries your jeans, and it's cold outside.
ReplyDeleteOr when your socks are still bunched up in the dryer and when you pull them out they are still damp... ewww.
DeletePeople who pee on the toilet seats at work. Like really? It's the women's bathroom. Figure it out!
ReplyDeleteWhen I accidentally honk my horn just as someone is walking by making them wonder if I'm flirting or angry...and I'm neither.
Parents who shop at Walmart at 11pm with their 3 children who are all under the age of 5. Seriously. Take your kids home and put them in bed!
OH, and putting on a wet bathing suit...is the WORST!
ReplyDeleteOmg. I got the shivers just thinking about this.
DeleteSo true.
DeleteAgreeeeee!!
DeletePutting on someone else's wet bathing suit. (Don't ask)
ReplyDeleteI'm not asking... but that is totally GROSS.
DeleteWhen girls pucker up like ducks for photos.
ReplyDeletePeople who chew loudly.
When boys pee on the toilet seat.
Waking up way earlier than you need to and not being able to get back to sleep....
ReplyDeleteSinus problems of ANY kind.....
Forgetting to put out the trash on Trash Day. Especially after-holiday Trash Days.....
When your phone and laptop battery life was at 50% and then 10 seconds later, both are dead.....
Waking up just before your alarm and hating life for not getting the extra couple of minutes.... because in that moment 2 more minutes of sleep really matters
DeleteWhen people say "ekspecially" instead of "especially".
ReplyDeleteAnd T-mobile. Again. It deserves another spot on the list for especial wretchedness.
When a stranger tells you to send an e-mail to another stranger and you do and they make you wait FOREVER to find out what it was all about....
ReplyDeleteI have no clue why anyone would do this. You should be annoyed with yourself.
DeleteI'm curious... The sound of a baby's cry? You hate it that much? Is it the fact that it means the baby needs assistance and it's usually at an inconvenient time? Or did you have a bad experience with that? What about when a baby is born and you hear their first cry?
ReplyDeleteMy only addition to this is: No toilet paper when you're using someone else's bathroom.
Personally the sound of a baby's cry makes me sad. Or, if I'm the one taking care of it, makes me frustrated because I don't know what's wrong, so I don't know if I can fix it, and I don't like not being able to fix things. Which goes back to being sad. So I can see how it makes the list.
Delete65. The norovirus - It's worse than torture in a foreign prison!
ReplyDelete64. Your roommate mistaking your fondness for them to be an excuse to eat your ice cream. (This never happened, but I could probably have nightmares about it.)
ReplyDeleteGetting your wisdom teeth removed and realizing you're immune to sedatives and almost immune to painkillers, but your mouth is frozen so you can't tell your dentist.
ReplyDeleteAww animals are good! I love these lists! I will have to add:
ReplyDeleteThe sound of people eating
Pregnant women who believe they are entitled to absolutely everything
Combining two names into one (Robsten, Kimye, etc)
Twilight
Pulling a hair by accident
When people touch my glasses
The phrase "push present"
Whiny kids
Whiny adults
Spoiled people
People who could have been stand-ins for Oompa Loompas
Autocorrect
Megan Fox
your list is my favorite.
Deletewhy are your friends standing around a watch while you cut a cake, are they timing you......i hate when people stand around and watch however lol
ReplyDeleteoh and really annoying people correcting simple mistakes, when clearly they knew what you meant
Well played, lvapad. Well played.
DeletePeople who say prolly instead of probably, and spell it as such.
ReplyDeletePeople who use their phone in the middle of a quiet restaurant, you can hear both sides of the conversation, and the person just sits there and talks louder.
When you get in the shower, are out of soap/shampoo/conditioner, and have to get out of the warm shower into the cold bathroom to get more.
yes to all! especially the first one!
DeleteNickelback
ReplyDeletethey are the ABSOLUTE worst
Delete66. Donald Trump
ReplyDelete67. Rosie O'Donnell
68. Honey Boo Boo
69. People who act like ass hats
Delete70. People who judge others based on how they dress
71. People who have no idea how hurtful and hateful they are. or worse they know and don't care.
72. People who have a stick up their butt.
honey boo boo
ReplyDeletePeople who scrape cutlery against their teeth.
ReplyDeleteThe horrible smell lurking in nearly every womens public washroom.
Our paperboy, correction paperMAN, standing on our step and barking at our dogs until both dogs are going apeshit.
People who say "idear" instead of idea. I cringe at even the thought!
ReplyDeletePeople that don't cover their coughs or sneezes. Please keep that crap to yourself!
the non-word "irregardless"
ReplyDeleteI use this just to piss my sister-in-law off :P it's great fun!
DeleteTineke
Unemployed people asking for a handout, while at the same time saying how no one is hiring, and when you mention the local McDonald's down the street, they act as if you just smacked them in the face. (Beggars can't be choosers.)
ReplyDeleteWhen your dog throws up in your slippers.
ReplyDeleteWhen you can only breathe out of one nostril.
The "Bachelor"
When you can't figure out how to use the defrost in your car.
Boob sweat.
Waiting for commericial breaks to be over.
When your phone is about to die and you don't have your charger.
Cold coffee.
Using the self check out at Walmart and having to be assisted 17 times.
The people who constantly ring the bell for the Salvation Army, no sound has ever made me want to donate less.
Dumb bitches.
Carpet.
Living in Florida when it's humid 11 month out of the year.
Being mistaken for being hispanic on a regular basis and being addressed in your assumed native tongue, followed by confusion and having to explain to them that you are in fact just a regular white person..they always seem so dissapointed.
I am laughing so hard. My two year old wants to know what is funny.
DeleteDumb bitches....oh gosh that's funny.
DeleteOpening presents in front of people
ReplyDeletePeople who type "could of" instead of "could have"
Spilling applesauce on your couple's snuggie
When someone spoils a surprise. Especially presents. Worst.
Kids with snotty noses
ReplyDeleteBuying college textbooks that cost and arm and a leg and a portion of your soul
ReplyDeleteAnd then never needing to use those textbooks in the class.
DeleteOr selling them back to the bookstore for a fraction of what it cost you to buy them in the first place.
DeleteAnd that stupid book that you never used and cost $300 you sell back to the book store for $27.50. Ugh!!!
DeleteFor some reason, I can't reply to the other posts to put this up where it belongs in the 40s. But here goes:
ReplyDeleteA warm toilet seat when you know for sure you are the only person in the building on a Saturday and the seats are normally ice cold. Freaked me right out and I went home. I don't have to put up with ghost toilet-warmers at work!
Spicy food hurting on both ends, and really low quality, recycled toilet paper because you are a cheap ass.
ReplyDeleteWho now has a sore/ittchy ass.
DeleteGoing to deposit my rent check and the bank teller trying to convince me to switch to their bank. Every. Single. Month.
ReplyDeleteButt cracks. Buy correctly fitting pants!
ReplyDeleteWearing pajamas in public
ReplyDeleteWhen someone actually reaches over to TOUCH your face.
ReplyDeleteRosie Perez.
Dubstep.
Walmart
ReplyDeleteSand in your crack
People who say "exspecially" "expresso" and "escuse me"
Wearing pants that show your boxers. We don't care. Pull them up.
ReplyDeleteHaving an itch on the arch of your foot, while driving, wearing shoes and socks so there is no way to scratch.
People who use the bathroom but don't flush.
Strangers touching my pregnant belly.
ReplyDeleteRolling in the deep Facebook stalking someone and your phone kicks you out of the app
ReplyDeleteAccidentally making that terrible squeaky sound with your nails
People breathing on you
Being frowned upon for wearing a snuggie in public
*** I have always said "supposably" I thought that was the correct word!! How could I have not known this??? Thank for opening my ignorant eyes Eli. . . Thank you
When my lazy jerk of a dog poops in the basement.
ReplyDeletepeople who complain about poor people, seriously, mind your own business
ReplyDeletegoing to the fridge to eat something only to realize it has been eaten by someone else
getting out of the shower and not having a towel to dry off with
Don't forget poor people...your list is missing poor people...
Delete73. Honey boo-boo
ReplyDelete74. being stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper
75. coffee that is warm when you are ready to drink it, and then you have to go help someone and by the time your back its disgustingly cold. not iced coffee cold just disgustingly cold. ew
76. When people cannot type grammar and only type in an extreme computer language
77. truth is (on facebook)
78. hate/date/mate (on facebook)
Feeling like you have to sneeze, making someone wait for your response because you are going to sneeze, then no sneeze comes.
ReplyDeletePeople who are hateful to absolute strangers because they have the safety of total anonymity online.
PDA! Excessive PDA!!
people poking you in the side really hard and then telling you that it doesn't hurt
ReplyDeletecleaning
waking up early
It hurts me so bad to be poked in the side. I thought I was the only one!
DeleteGlad to see Bulgaria made the list cause it really is the worst!!!
ReplyDeletePlease add the following:
Twitter
When your brother moves to another country
Helping that brother move
Grocery shopping
The Hobbit (that was a 3 hour headache!!)
People who complain about everything
Getting stuck behind the slow driver
When the DVR does not record your show
Wet money or warm coins
When you go to the store for something specific and they don't have it
People who dominate the conversation
People who come to you for help and then talk on their cell phone while you're trying to help them
Walmart
Messy coworkers
Coworkers who eat your lunch
Getting stuck behind someone with a billion coupons at the grocery store
Going through a drive-thru and then getting home with the wrong order Or worse, without a straw
Getting gas when it's 2° outside
People who bring babies to movies like Les Mis
The smell of broccoli
People who won't own up to something they did or said
I think that covers it for now...
Excellent list! At this rate your list will have a thousand things on it by the end of the year! Hehehe
Delete*** your number 6... "people who complain about everything..." maybe you should look at your list again.
DeleteOr bringing a baby to Magic Mike... I was horrified.
Deleteto go with laundry..Ironing!
ReplyDeleteThank you!!! Ironing is the bane of my existence.
Delete-- people who don't say the T in a word. "mou-ens" (mountains). "cole-en" (coleton)
ReplyDelete-- cowbells (esp at races--I'm an xc/track coach)
-- plagiarizers who think they can excuse themselves out of a bad grade (I also teach)
-- forgetting that you haven't washed your underclothes and you only have that one pair you really hate
-- waiting in line at the grocery store when you're starving but too proud to start eating in the store.
-- roommates who don't change the toilet paper roll when it's out. Seriously people, not hard, especially when fresh rolls are on the other side of the toilet (I may or may not have a roommate who currently does this).
It's spelled "mou-Ins", duh, with an I.
Delete"Come on Baby! I just gotta have MORE cowbell!!"
:D
Small talk about the weather
ReplyDeleteThank you for making Animals #4. I always get judged because I don't like animals, especially in the US. It is OK to say "I hate kids!" but if you say "I hate animals" almost every person within hearing distance will jump down your throat.
ReplyDeleteAnd the QOC.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're jonesing for a toaster streudel and some a-s-s was greedy and used more than one packet of icing for theirs..now there is no icing for yours, THAT is the worst.
ReplyDeleteAlso, other people's children.
- Science Fair Projects.
ReplyDelete- Kids who want me to help them make a lemonade stand.
I swear by all that is Good and Holy that I will NEVER do either of those things EVER again.
NEVER EVER AGAIN.
Like, EVER.
Oh, and getting your hand all mangled in the garbage disposal and then when you pull it out you put butter on it and it really STINGS.
DeleteThose odd people who are ALWAYS happy. Freaking calm down.
ReplyDeletePeople who are always sad.
Let's find a joyfull medium shall we?
Every single person on Glee.
ReplyDeleteBad drivers
ReplyDeleteDoor to door salespeople
Smog
Weeds in the lawn and flower beds
Frozen pipes
Changes
Fox News
Station Wagons with wood on the sides
Sales calls on Sundays
Sales calls anytime
Cleaning Toilets
Younger people who think they know it all but don't
Drama at work
People who don't return phone calls o texts
Thinning hair
Diets
Bad breath
Bumpy roads
Earthquakes
One-ply toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteLoud eaters.
The gal who sings off-pitch loudly.
The gassy gal at Zumba.
Bumping your already sore appendage. Repeatedly.
The guy who quotes the movie while you're watching said movie.
Being friend-zoned.
The sting of unknown paper cuts after applying hand sanitizer.
ReplyDeleteWhen it snows and people still wear flip flops.
Boys in skinny jeans.
Boys in skinny jeans with long hair!
DeleteGuys who pucker their lips and make kissy faces for photos (I seriously have guy friends who do this).
ReplyDeleteMonster dogs that a person could ride like a horse.
Those incredibly loud cross-bred toy dogs (those retarded animals shouldn't even exist!)
Washing your hands when your hands are already severely cracked and bleeding.
When the only temperature of the sink water when you're washing your hands is freezing cold (it's particularly awful during the winter).
Buses
When several Chinese people stare and take pictures of you while you're eating like a zoo animal, because they've never seen an American up close before.
Justin Bieber
Having to wait for season 3 of Sherlock.
Having to listen to other people's conversations at restaurants while waiting for your food.
Foot sweat
ALL of these. Also:
DeleteDoor to door salesmen -- (seriously, you are selling meat out of your trunk, and you can't figure out why I'm not interested?!?)
--Ok, door to door ANYTHING... I'm sorry Jehovah Witness, i actually enjoy getting birthday presents. I also like giving them. Also, the fact that you show up on my doorstep at either 11 am, or 4 pm; well dressed and groomed, while i am either still in my pj's, or trying to make dinner, does not make me want to invite you into my home to read your Bible to me, when i am capable of reading, and already have my own Bible. If you want to convert me, bring dinner, our offer free childcare!
Children who use your water glass to play in, or wash their hands in, then take off, and you don't realize it, until you swallowed a big gulp and see the floaties...
People who complain about tropical heat, while you are buried under a pile of snow, have the thermostat turned up as high as you can afford, and are wearing so many layers, you cannot bend your appendages; meanwhile you still don't feel warm! :)
Finding hair in the drain... That isn't yours!
ReplyDelete#Hashtags, and the abuse there of.
ReplyDeleteThat little bit of grey bar you THINK means downloaded material while watching an awesome youtube video ONLY to get interrupted by that annoying spinning circle thing saying "LOADING"
Losing a contact. (Related) Wearing glasses.
Being the only single friend.
And Nebraska.
I'd like to second Nebraska, and add Iowa.
Delete#Hashtags. I just agree with that so much it needed to be repeated. Specifically hashtags on facebook.. They do nothing, people.
DeleteKim Kardashian's baby.
ReplyDeleteTo Melanie who said Justin Bieber...
ReplyDelete...TRUTH...
When people think that "alot" is one word.
ReplyDelete* When you think you’ve found a parking spot, but it actually has a small car in it.
ReplyDelete* When you order at a fast food drive-thru, and you pull away only to realize they forgot to put a straw in the bag.
* When people use “ideal” in place of “idea.”
People who don't blow their nose and sniffle constantly on the train or any other public place where you can't easily get away from them. So gross.
ReplyDeletepeople who leave their clothes in the washer too long and go around smelling all musty. Especially if you are friends with them and don't want to mention it bec. you are afraid to hurt their feelings.
ReplyDeletethat woman on the public television fundraiser who kept talking about the public LIBERRY
ReplyDelete- When you go to the dentist and they try to talk to you when your mouth is full of flouride and dental tools.
ReplyDelete- When people say "peh-cahns" instead of "pee-cans"
- Seeing how enthusiastic baristas are who work for minimum wage at Starbucks. I'm a waitress making tips and you'll never see me that stoked to be there.
- One uppers
Ex. Me: "I had a great night out with friends last night. Got a bit tipsy."
One upper: "I did too. I met 3 celebrities and drank 60 oz of vodka in 5 minutes."
GREAT!
- One downers
Me: "I got a pair of shoes super cheap yesterday! Ten bucks!"
One downer: "OH EM GEE. I got a pair for fifty cents!!"
grrrrrrrrrrrreat.
Muffin tops- get some pants that fit or lose some damn weight!
ReplyDeleteStarbucks
Sweatpants
Socks and underwear that are inside out in the laundry- when do you turn rightside out- before (eeew) or after?
Sleepovers for 12 year old boys- so annoying (i have 2)
Hangnails
Cat/dog barf in the carpet
cat or dog barf in the carpet of the car
DeleteWhen people have an answering machine/voice mail recording including something like ”Leave your name and number and I'll call you back” and then they (admittedly) never even check voicemails/messages. At least be honest and say something like ”I never actually check this, so it's really no use...just text me.”
ReplyDeleteAnd when you let your relatively clean dog outside for literally 2 minutes or less (it's snowy outside) and she comes back in smelling worse than a teenage boy.
And Barbara Walters.
And stupid drivers.
And dog farts, especially the silent ones when the smell keeps coming and going for 20 minutes straight.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates having wet socks.
ReplyDelete3a. Having wet socks because you had to get six freaking inches of snow off your car's windshield before you could go home from work and the bottom two inches of your pants are wet too because of the six freaking inches of snow on the ground. Not that I speak from experience or anything.
26. Idiots that do not know the correct usages for there, their, and they're.
ReplyDelete27. Idiots (probably the same ones) who say "For all intensive purposes" when they mean "for all intents and purposes".
28. Bill Maher - there, I said it
29. Haggis
30. The flu.
When people spell the past tense of text as "texed". It's texted, people. TEXTED. I will text you tomorrow. I texted you yesterday.
ReplyDeleteAlso, all other obviously bad spelling and grammar. Honest mistakes are one thing. Spelling definitely as "defly" is a whole other thing.
And people who shorten words without shortening them, like this: bless'd, grill'd, chill'd, shor (sure)...
Thank you, good night.
I love this so much.
DeleteWhen people drive below the speed limit in the fast lane
ReplyDeleteWhen you step on wet carpet
and waiting for the story of why we sent e-mails to tmz
26. Idiots that do not know the correct usages for there, their, and they're.
ReplyDelete27. Idiots (probably the same ones) who say "For all intensive purposes" when they mean "for all intents and purposes".
28. Bill Maher - there, I said it
29. Haggis
30. The flu.
I would also like to add to my list:
ReplyDeleteNot being friends with Eli on Facebook. I follow Stranger on Twitter and I follow it on Facebook. I also met you on my birthday for the first time ever in person (best birthday present ever). We might as well become Facebook BFF's :)
People who feel the need to post/tweet every time they purchase anything from Starbucks
ReplyDeletePeople who walk through the wrong half of the double doors and give you a dirty look when you try to move past them
Girls who think that leggings are pants
people who sit with you during lunch but then "text or reply to a very important message" the entire time
People who think anything in my purse is at their disposal
People who think that just because I have long hair they can braid it without my permission whenever they want
When a waiter hits on you at the beginning of your meal and you reject them, and then your food somehow got delayed in the kitchen
When people friend request you that you do not know and you have no mutual friends??
when you wear tights under a skirt and you have to keep pulling them up and it looks like something else
when you sit next to the trash can and idiots continue to throw things and miss or hit you and ask you to put it in the trash for them
when someones profile picture looks nothing like them but then the caption reads "no makeup"...well i guess that makes sense
when someone asks you if they their foundation look orange and you don't know what to say because it's not their makeup
When you realize you have food in your teeth at work, but nobody bothered to tell you. And lunch was 3 hours ago.
ReplyDeleteWhen you lend someone a book and they return it to you with crinkly, dog-eared pages. Grrr.
Duck face pictures. No, it does not look like you have plump lips, however, it does look like you just smelled dog poop.
Cleaning hair out of the drain. Even if it's your own, it's still so icky!
When toothpaste pools onto the counter because SOMEONE didn't put the cap back on.
Single ply toilet paper. Ouch.
When someone complains constantly about their weight and then eats McDonald's everyday for lunch.
When people end every sentence with an exclamation!
GLEE is the best thing ever..
ReplyDeleteWhen someone poops in a toilet, and just "forgets" to flush. How?
ReplyDeleteOr really any inconsiderate bathroom habits. Toothpaste in the sink, hair in the sink, pouring FOOD in the sink. :/
DeleteCondensation
ReplyDeleteForget your head being itchy! I hate when you have an itch on your palm or foot and can't seem to satisfy the urge to scratch!!
ReplyDelete-Ke$ha
ReplyDelete-Getting all your items scanned and bagged at the grocery store, then realizing you can't find your debit card.
-stubbing your toe on a couch leg, and then someone asking of you're okay. Just stfu for a minute.
-Putting all the dishes in the sink into the dishwasher, walk away, come back, there's a mysterious spoon in the sink.
-Opening your mailbox, reaching your hand in, and a lizard creepy-crawls out and onto your hand.
-Gargling mouthwash and accidentally swallowing it.
#1 SNOT SNORTERS! So gross!! In public, it usually old Asian men but I've seen women do it, too. They are walking down the street, then stop and lean over a bush, cover a nostril and blow snot out. (So I guess that is the opposite of snorting.) Even more disgusting, people who snot snort in the shower. I have ended a relationship for that and don't let any one else use my shower.
ReplyDelete#2 Spitting. And the hocking-it-up noise people make before doing it. Yuck! Don't spit on the ground. FYI ~ your spittoon can is NOT a babe magnet. If you must, just excuse yourself and do it in a tissue and toss it. Perhaps phlegmy people should consider cutting dairy or whatever is activating the problem. Eeewww!
These items are not just for 2013 :)
I am surprised that snakes did not make your list.
ReplyDeletei had to dig so hard to find the bottom of this page...
ReplyDeletei just want to add a few, even though i'm a little late to the party.
"expecially" instead of "especially"
sticky shoes after going to the movies
Canada post
Cats
that guy that has to explain his motives for setting the captured gosling free
spiders in the shower
people on facebook in the middle of sacrament meeting....
Unsolicited advice.
ReplyDeleteUnsolicited parenting advice.
Unsolicited parenting advice from childless people.
Hovering.
Gorgeous shoes not available in your size.